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donnylong 09-17-2009 01:53 PM

Best $6000 You'll Ever Spend
 
I got this in a email today! A WHORE THAT CANT BITCH AT YOU! HAHAHAH :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN.
It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation..

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR

PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

ADVANTAGES.

* She is not electric
* She does not speak
* She does not get fat
* She never has periods
* She does not pass gas
* She never goes shopping
* She does not get pregnant
* She does not have a mother
* She never ever gets headaches
* She does not go to the hairdresser
* She does not watch soaps or Oprah
* She does not care what we watch on TV
* She does not frequent internet chat rooms
* She will never get elderly human physical attributes
* She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman
* She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return


Only $6000.00
sorry dont have the pictures!

Joe King 09-17-2009 01:57 PM

I hear you can order one that talks and you get a 20% discount because those units are not selling nearly as well.

hjnet 09-17-2009 01:57 PM

For $6000 I could date 200 girls and fuck 100 of them, that's better :)

who 09-17-2009 01:58 PM

Post pictures please.

Machete_ 09-17-2009 02:00 PM

how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.

Jarmusch 09-17-2009 02:03 PM

Thread fails without a link or picture.

donnylong 09-17-2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16331686)
Thread fails without a link or picture.

this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/rdim...eah_set2_4.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/rdim...isa_set5_6.jpg

Wizzo 09-17-2009 02:18 PM

LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them... :pimp

stickyfingerz 09-17-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16331674)
how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.

Made in Sweden maybe? :uhoh

L-Pink 09-17-2009 02:21 PM

I thought you might be selling your house ...


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96ukssob 09-17-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 16331765)
LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them... :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LeRoy 09-17-2009 02:30 PM

Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife :thumbsup

donnylong 09-17-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16331771)
I thought you might be selling your house ...


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go away dork:disgust

L-Pink 09-17-2009 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 16332159)
go away dork:disgust

Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man :thumbsup


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F-U-Jimmy 09-17-2009 03:58 PM

Real Dolls are made by

Abyss Creations
475 East Carmel Street
San Marcos,CA 92078
Tel: (760) 471-8418
Fax: (760) 471-8417

donnylong 09-17-2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16332171)
Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man :thumbsup


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ok ok :ak47: :BangBang: :frenchman

F-U-Jimmy 09-17-2009 05:36 PM

Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll

brassmonkey 09-17-2009 05:41 PM

i heard that on the radio yesterday

Joe King 09-17-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 16331765)
LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them... :pimp

Well she would not only provide some hot sex but also save you lots of time because you could always drive in the HOV lane.

If I had money to burn I would buy one regardless of how much I get laid. I am sick like that.

donnylong 09-17-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 16332443)
Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh DAMN you caught me

Joe King 09-17-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16331771)
I thought you might be selling your house ...


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jarmusch 09-17-2009 06:19 PM

What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over. :Oh crap

tiger 09-17-2009 10:34 PM

LOL, you know you all are ordering one now. She's fucking hot.

d-null 09-17-2009 10:42 PM

can they take alot of pumping? :1orglaugh

http://i31.tinypic.com/2dk0cxd.jpg

DaddyHalbucks 09-17-2009 10:56 PM

Some nice features, but isn't the challenge part of the fun?

mattz 09-17-2009 11:09 PM

looks great, but would rather spend the 6 grand on some real pussy

donnylong 09-18-2009 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16332557)
What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Steve Awesome 01-26-2010 09:28 PM

LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-26-2010 09:57 PM

If you can aford to spend $6000 on a sexdoll, and still can't actually get laid, you probably have more than enough social issues to necessitate said sex doll :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-26-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 16786503)
LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html

That is awesomely hilarious :thumbsup

will76 01-26-2010 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 16331756)
this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/rdim...isa_set5_6.jpg

how much ? :winkwink:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 16331765)
LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them... :pimp

oh its 10x cheaper than the real thing and prolly doesn't feel that much different lolollolol.

Spunky 01-26-2010 10:12 PM

Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out :)

camperjohn64 01-26-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16331823)
Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife :thumbsup

Hahahaa, hahaahahahahaahahahaha hah ah ha hahahaha

My girlfriend bought a stuffed iguana, for her live iguana. He made a mess of it and humped it 20 times a day.

I could see a sex doll if you were stuck on a distant planet, as a pet of a 40 foot alien, stuck in a cage with nothing but this silicon doll.

But you never know, in 100 years from now everyone may have a doll/stud rather than wasting time trying to score with the real thing.

born2blog 01-26-2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16786566)
Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out :)

especially if they catch you in the act :1orglaugh

scubadiver626 01-26-2010 10:56 PM

The best in the doll Biz. Some of them can cost up to $20k custom.
They come in a giant wood box ;)

http://realdoll.com/

It's the accessories where they really nail ya lol

Almost bought one but then I discovered real whores.


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