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marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:04 PM

2 Years Of Yoga Has Finally Paid Off...
 
today i was able to get the tip of my penis in my mouth...

my instructor, Juanjello said i will be able to tongue my balls by next summer...

Sands 09-17-2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331133)
today i was able to get the tip of my penis in my mouth...

my instructor, Juanjello said i will be able to tongue my balls by next summer...

You are a man's man.

O MARINA 09-17-2009 12:05 PM

pics or it didn't happen

JFK 09-17-2009 12:06 PM

before I even opened this thread, I bet myself that is what it would say:1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 16331140)
You are a man's man.

maybe we could get together sometime for a bucket of zima's or mikes raspberry lemonade.. :thumbsup

TheSenator 09-17-2009 12:07 PM

http://www.drdicksexadvice.com/wp-co...tofellatio.jpg

marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16331146)
before I even opened this thread, I bet myself that is what it would say:1orglaugh

so you do yoga too?

TurboAngel 09-17-2009 12:09 PM

Congrats!

Deej 09-17-2009 12:09 PM

Awesome, now you never have to leave home...

eZe 09-17-2009 12:10 PM

why do dogs lick there balls? because they can. Does this make you a dog?

mikeyddddd 09-17-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 16331143)
pics or it didn't happen


cwd 09-17-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16331168)
Awesome, now you never have to leave home...

well, after the +2's, then you would never need to leave home...

marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16331168)
Awesome, now you never have to leave home...

actually, i'm thinking about taking this act on the road..

wouldnt you like to see something like this live?

or maybe i could teach people...

madawgz 09-17-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16331154)

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hentaikid 09-17-2009 12:29 PM

Does it taste good?

Sands 09-17-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331149)
maybe we could get together sometime for a bucket of zima's or mikes raspberry lemonade.. :thumbsup

Wonderful, I'll bring my Sex and the City boxed set. :thumbsup

Jarmusch 09-17-2009 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16331154)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 09-17-2009 12:47 PM

I actually have a recurring dream that I can do that. No shit.
SUCH a lame dream.

marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hentaikid (Post 16331257)
Does it taste good?

it tastes like chicken...

Pleasurepays 09-17-2009 12:50 PM

where do i sign up???

marketsmart 09-17-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16331360)
where do i sign up???

what i am thinking is that first my students will give ME head as like a show of respect like they do in martial arts with the bowing stuff..

also, it will give my students an idea of what they can expect after they complete my training and make them want to succeed...

whats your address? i could come over and interview you tonight... :thumbsup

LeRoy 09-17-2009 12:54 PM

How many times a day do you suck yourself off now?

L-Pink 09-17-2009 12:55 PM

Not impressed .... However when you can lick your own ass please post photos!


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romeo22 09-17-2009 12:55 PM

lolz keep going forward :pimp

Gerco 09-17-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331341)
it tastes like chicken...

LOL why? where you also just with a chicken?

96ukssob 09-17-2009 12:59 PM

if you could give yourself a bj, would you sallow or spit your load?

JFK 09-17-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331157)
so you do yoga too?

Almost signed up, but they wouldnt guarantee the results:Oh crap

brassmonkey 09-17-2009 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331133)
today i was able to get the tip of my penis in my mouth...

my instructor, Juanjello said i will be able to tongue my balls by next summer...

:1orglaugh that's a spin on go fuck yourself or the new term "go suck your cock" :1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-17-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16331379)
How many times a day do you suck yourself off now?

per my training i am currently icing down my back and neck muscles..

after that i will apply some heat and then some light stretching..

i should be ready to pleasure myself again around 11pm est...

Stacks Banned for Life 09-17-2009 01:22 PM

Now all you need to do is learn to swallow. :thumbsup

LeRoy 09-17-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331446)
per my training i am currently icing down my back and neck muscles..

after that i will apply some heat and then some light stretching..

i should be ready to pleasure myself again around 11pm est...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 09-17-2009 10:11 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 09-17-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16331154)

lol looks like a slipped disc waiting to happen

okny 09-17-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331133)
today i was able to get the tip of my penis in my mouth...

my instructor, Juanjello said i will be able to tongue my balls by next summer...

This is funny, i love this board, never fails to make me laugh :1orglaugh

WWC 09-17-2009 10:52 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F74vJj-Clz...ey+self+bj.jpg

gornyhuy 09-17-2009 10:52 PM

By the way, this is actually real:
http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/ympixdir/ympix.html

John-ACWM 09-18-2009 11:21 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh just precious :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 09-18-2009 12:07 PM

Now toss your own salad for full enlighment ...

mpahlca 09-18-2009 12:13 PM

http://www.gaytube.com/media/31607/

go to gaytube and just type in self suck in the search see how many guys do it.

SilentKnight 09-18-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331133)
today i was able to get the tip of my penis in my mouth...

my instructor, Juanjello said i will be able to tongue my balls by next summer...


At least you'll have somethin to talk about at the next family reunion.

O MARINA 09-18-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331376)
what i am thinking is that first my students will give ME head as like a show of respect



Namaste !

katesfan 09-18-2009 01:54 PM

must take years of yoga to do this ;)

DaddyHalbucks 09-19-2009 01:21 PM

There are better benefits of yoga.

cherrylula 09-19-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 16333054)

did I just see a guy do ass to mouth on himself??? :1orglaugh

hahahaha ooohhh noooooo :1orglaugh :helpme

Manowar 09-19-2009 02:15 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16331154)


DonovanTrent 09-19-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 16338702)
did I just see a guy do ass to mouth on himself??? :1orglaugh

hahahaha ooohhh noooooo :1orglaugh :helpme

If he did, he may want to invest in some of this:

http://i33.tinypic.com/9liykh.jpg

ToplistBlog_Com 09-19-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16338810)
If he did, he may want to invest in some of this:

http://i33.tinypic.com/9liykh.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 09-19-2009 04:01 PM

congrats... lol

GrouchyAdmin 09-19-2009 04:03 PM

I can understand why MarketSmart would do this. I nursed his dick from a frond, man. It was once a tiny little leaf and now it has blossomed into the pine-nuts you see before you.

Many parts of the pine tree are edible. Enjoy.

brassmonkey 09-19-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 16338893)
I can understand why MarketSmart would do this. I nursed his dick from a frond, man. It was once a tiny little leaf and now it has blossomed into the pine-nuts you see before you.

Many parts of the pine tree are edible. Enjoy.

:Oh crap:1orglaugh


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