New research: size matters
 

Female orgasms rely on penis size and mental focus, but not the duration of foreplay, according to a new study.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...14/2685479.htm

Sponsored by the "Penis Size Matters" club.. next week... we will go back to normal.

I think they are trying to prove a pre-existing condition for my penis reduction surgery before I go in for my appointment, so insurance won't have to cover it. It has been causing wide-spread thigh quivering among the female population, and it really gets annoying after a while... hence my upcoming appointment.

Bastards!