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quantum-x 09-14-2009 01:33 PM

How to get arrested in France [pics]
 
Well, it's been a while since I last posted. I've been busy.
Last two public shots on my site (for those of you who stalk),which might have been posted already, were:

http://www.ninjito.com/images/2009-08-05/qx-gan-1.jpg
http://www.ninjito.com/images/2009-0...-maillot-3.jpg

So we can conclude that climbing skyscrapers [and setting fireworks off the top of them] won't get you arrested, neither will playing in the metro [even when you bump into the chief engineer...]

So climbing international monuments doesn't seem to work:
http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2009-...-sagrada-1.jpg

Even when you tie 50m of rope to a crane jib, and tarzan between it and the monument..
http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2009-...-sagrada-2.jpg

So what's left? Abseiling down the front of the pantheon didn't seem to get us arrested (but it did draw a small crowd)

http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2008-...pantheon-2.jpg
http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2008-...pantheon-3.jpg




So there was only one thing left to do...



http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2009-...ge-juice-3.jpg
http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2009-...ge-juice-1.jpg
http://www.ninjito.com/images/_2009-...ge-juice-2.jpg

take 5 friends up notre dame, and abseil down the front.

Judging from the 25 cops that showed up, and 10 hours in jail, it seemed to work quite nicely. Incidentally, breakfast in parisian prisons is ok (biscuits + juice!) - but lunch is a tad average.

I was joined by a fellow GFYer. I'll let him own up to it. He swears it was his first time in prison, but one hour in he was already hiding food and water in little dugouts in the wall, so i'm not so sure.....

cherrylula 09-14-2009 01:34 PM

a night in jail is nothing, was worth it!

baddog 09-14-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318300)
He swears it was his first time in prison, but one hour in he was already hiding food and water in little dugouts in the wall, so i'm not so sure.....

:1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 09-14-2009 01:36 PM

10 hours, thats it? ;)

GREAT PICS!

Verbal 09-14-2009 01:37 PM

Haha, I love it! Great work

quantum-x 09-14-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16318315)
10 hours, thats it? ;)

GREAT PICS!

10 hours, no charge, no fine. Hurrah for france.
To be honest, they were somewhat shocked we'd climb notre dame, but hey :)

And I managed to do all my interviewing in french. My statement reads like a pre-schooler's letter to santa :D

alias 09-14-2009 01:38 PM

You are a crazy motherfucker! :thumbsup:pimp

TrafficRush 09-14-2009 01:43 PM

beautiful pictures man

_Richard_ 09-14-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318319)
10 hours, no charge, no fine. Hurrah for france.
To be honest, they were somewhat shocked we'd climb notre dame, but hey :)

And I managed to do all my interviewing in french. My statement reads like a pre-schooler's letter to santa :D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

glad everything worked out

munki 09-14-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318319)
10 hours, no charge, no fine. Hurrah for france.
To be honest, they were somewhat shocked we'd climb notre dame, but hey :)

And I managed to do all my interviewing in french. My statement reads like a pre-schooler's letter to santa :D

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

BestXXXPorn 09-14-2009 01:48 PM

Excellent HDR work to capture some extra range but not look way overboard :)

Sounds like a great adventure with only a small price to pay that ultimately... is part of the adventure itself :P

art914 09-14-2009 01:50 PM

haha that's awesome, and beautiful pics!

how in the world did you guys climb notre dam

wargames 09-14-2009 01:51 PM

Amazing Pictures :thumbsup

quantum-x 09-14-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 16318368)
Excellent HDR work to capture some extra range but not look way overboard :)

Sounds like a great adventure with only a small price to pay that ultimately... is part of the adventure itself :P

Not a touch of HDR on any of those photos my friend ;)

It was measured risk - we all were certain that it'd end in arrest, but that it wouldn't be serious if we were honest, upfront and looked like we knew what we were doing. Considering that Notre Dame is literally opposite France's biggest police headquaters.. it was a fairly spot-on guess ;)
Luckily cops in france seem to be able to apply some logic as well as law.

EscortBiz 09-14-2009 01:53 PM

amazing pics and not something many will do congrats

Bex 09-14-2009 01:53 PM

I don't see any pics ... url?

JFK 09-14-2009 01:53 PM

I thought someone looked very familiar in that pic.:winkwink: Great shots Simon:thumbsup:thumbsup

quantum-x 09-14-2009 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by art914 (Post 16318374)
haha that's awesome, and beautiful pics!

how in the world did you guys climb notre dam

Hand over hand, straight up ;)

scottybuzz 09-14-2009 01:54 PM

Hey I am in Paris at the moment. I would love to watch your next stunt from afar.
My details are below if you want to give me a heads up on the location ;)

Yngwie 09-14-2009 01:57 PM

those are awesome pics

quantum-x 09-14-2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 16318395)
Hey I am in Paris at the moment. I would love to watch your next stunt from afar.
My details are below if you want to give me a heads up on the location ;)

Hey, how long are you here for?
I'm slowing down the adventures for an instant, mainly because the weather sucks, but there might be one or two things that still are possible...

Fletch XXX 09-14-2009 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318319)
10 hours, no charge, no fine. Hurrah for france.
To be honest, they were somewhat shocked we'd climb notre dame, but hey :)

very nice. in America theyd still be questioning you, maybe even waterboarding you, especially if you spoke french! :thumbsup

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-14-2009 02:05 PM

Your photos are fucking amazing man...

quantum-x 09-14-2009 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16318424)
very nice. in America theyd still be questioning you, maybe even waterboarding you, especially if you spoke french! :thumbsup

Here's one for you then (I skimped on details, people prefer to look at pictures)
I went down first, cos I was going to shoot back at the group.
The descent was in two pitches, first from the top to the first balcony, balcony to the ground. When I was going over, someone below let out out 'don't juuuuump', which is always interesting.

Went down, don't remember much of the trip, except everything was very big.

Setup, started shooting shots. First cop car drives past, very slowly.
Finish shooting, second cop car drives past, I pack my gear, hide the memory card out, and sit down in front of the church, waiting for the cops.

Van of cops arrive, they get out, see everyone else, who are now on the first balcony.

They flip out a little, then a moment or two later see me, done up w/ harnass and climbing gear still. I started chatting to them, explaining what was going on.

They started talking w/ their peers about how to get everyone down, and I said to them: hey look - we're all professionals, if I can suggest that you just let everone come down on the rope, it'll be quicker and safer for everyone.

To my amazement, they said yes, so I called up to my friends to come down. They were equally amazed, so they got to do the final abseil w/ an audience that had swelled to over 25 cops.

The cops were all quite nice and respectful. It was obvious we knew what we were doing. Their concern was we'd messed up what is an international landmark. Upon going up and verifying everything was fine and taking statements, we were released.

LoveSandra 09-14-2009 02:12 PM

awesome pictures

Fletch XXX 09-14-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318466)
They were equally amazed, so they got to do the final abseil w/ an audience that had swelled to over 25 cops.

Their concern was we'd messed up what is an international landmark.

nice, what a rush I am sure!

Can't blame them for concern though.

thanks for sharing the pics.

Loch 09-14-2009 02:16 PM

Wau, great great shots!!!

TheDA 09-14-2009 02:17 PM

I've always loved your stuff. Excellent.

pornguy 09-14-2009 02:20 PM

Awesome photos and story. Good luck with going back to their country

Fob 09-14-2009 02:20 PM

only 10 hours in jail? (with free food) Seems like a great deal.

mikeyddddd 09-14-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 16318305)
a night in jail is nothing, was worth it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16318311)
:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16318315)
10 hours, thats it? ;)

GREAT PICS!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 16318318)
Haha, I love it! Great work

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16318325)
You are a crazy motherfucker! :thumbsup:pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intralink Solutions (Post 16318344)
beautiful pictures man

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 16318356)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

glad everything worked out

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 16318367)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by art914 (Post 16318374)
haha that's awesome, and beautiful pics!

how in the world did you guys climb notre dam

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames (Post 16318380)
Amazing Pictures :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16318384)
amazing pics and not something many will do congrats

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 16318408)
those are awesome pics

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16318448)
Your photos are fucking amazing man...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveSandra (Post 16318488)
awesome pictures

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16318514)
Wau, great great shots!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16318536)
Awesome photos and story. Good luck with going back to their country


quantum-x 09-14-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16318536)
Awesome photos and story. Good luck with going back to their country

I'm a resident ;)
I was more worried about the sagrada familia... I don't speak spanish :D

Houdini 09-14-2009 02:30 PM

Your pics and stories are always amazing. You should make a book.

Deej 09-14-2009 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318383)
Not a touch of HDR on any of those photos my friend ;)

It was measured risk - we all were certain that it'd end in arrest, but that it wouldn't be serious if we were honest, upfront and looked like we knew what we were doing. Considering that Notre Dame is literally opposite France's biggest police headquaters.. it was a fairly spot-on guess ;)
Luckily cops in france seem to be able to apply some logic as well as law.

Well thats refreshing..

MaDalton 09-14-2009 02:58 PM

haha, great shots and great story!!!

and i'd be surprised if the fellow GFYer has not at least some experience with the Police for speeding inside city limits - haha. i still vividly remember the ride i had the "pleasure" to join... ;))))

borked 09-14-2009 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16318566)
I'm a resident ;)


Ohhhhhh, I seeeee!!!
Now I get it, why there was such a lull in adventures and then suddenly wham bam, test the law man.....

Congrats :thumbsup

and as always, absolutely stunning pictures. I know which is my new desktop....

CunningStunt 09-14-2009 03:07 PM

You crazy mofo. Excellent stuff :thumbsup

quantum-x 09-14-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 16318667)
Ohhhhhh, I seeeee!!!
Now I get it, why there was such a lull in adventures and then suddenly wham bam, test the law man.....

Congrats :thumbsup

and as always, absolutely stunning pictures. I know which is my new desktop....

Well.. almost. Visa is approved, winging it's way to australia. As soon as it arrives, I head to AU, pick it up, and we're done.
Well, then the carte de sejour game starts, lol

fuzebox 09-14-2009 03:17 PM

That is fucking amazing... I've always had a huge interest in Notre Dame, I bet the view from up there is great.

I love your work, if you ever publish a book I'll buy it :)

J. Falcon 09-14-2009 03:18 PM

Those are simply excellent!

Max - RiotDesign 09-14-2009 03:21 PM

Absolutely beautiful shots... the ones with the cranes look surreal! doing some shots at the louvre would be pretty cool too :thumbsup:thumbsup

quantum-x 09-14-2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max - RiotDesign (Post 16318744)
Absolutely beautiful shots... the ones with the cranes look surreal! doing some shots at the louvre would be pretty cool too :thumbsup:thumbsup

I think security is a little more serious there ;)

Security at the Sagrada was incredibly impressive. 5 second response time ;)

closer 09-14-2009 03:35 PM

I'm a regular to paris, but never made such amazing shots there... I should start climbing buildings

papill0n 09-14-2009 03:50 PM

awesome pics as usual

CYF 09-14-2009 03:59 PM

those look like HDR pics, I was surprised they aren't.

Very beautiful photos, and awesome story :thumbsup

ToplistBlog_Com 09-14-2009 04:01 PM

This thread is full of win.

WebairMetz 09-14-2009 04:04 PM

really nice pics

quantum-x 09-14-2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16318888)
those look like HDR pics, I was surprised they aren't.

Very beautiful photos, and awesome story :thumbsup

No need to HDR when you plan your shots well :)
With that said though, look at the highlight blowout on the sagrada familia shots and the metro shots.. That wouldn't be there in a HDR :)

TopBucksPaul 09-14-2009 04:05 PM

hahah awesome!

DlxClem 09-14-2009 04:09 PM

LOL how am I not surprised you got arrested heh, though, I gotta say the pictures look awesome.

Which cam are you using to get good shots like that at night? Rex showed me the new cam he got, is it the same one?

Did R go to jail too? I forgot if he was with you guys or not.


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