Getting Back into Dating... Advice please...
 

As the thread says, Im getting back into dating after a small break... (Divorce)

Just wanted to know... If I take a pretty slim girl out on a date....
And I buy her a HotDog...

Then she swallows it, in one go... Without chewing...

Is this a good or a bad thing?

Spanks!

Did she really swallow it in one go, or did she manipulate the sausage in her mouth backwards and forwards for a while first, expertly? Better still, greedily?

Hopefully it was a happy divorce. They can go so horribly wrong...

She is going to puke it up when she gets home. It's much easier to get it up that way. An old bulimic trick.

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Someone needs to ban you.

Not 100% sure mate...

You see, the fact that she shoved her hand under her skirt, and made 'rude' noises...

Meant that I was kinda thrown, and am not totally sure...

Thats why I am looking for advice...

She could have some kind of digestive disorder or something worse. You'd better get her naked or at least topless as soon as possible so you can check it out.

Thanks Mike for your advice...

Thing is, as stupid as it sounds... Im genuine on my question...

Too much deep throat is my only conclusion.

Sucked down a whole hotdog in one gulp? Could be that Asian woman that's always competing in those 4th of July hotdog eating contests...

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Is her name Kobayashi?:Oh crap

does she weigh more than you? if not then yes its a good thing :)

No... Her name is Julie..

This thread has wings, I thought you meant dating sponsors like: Dating Gold at first though.

Look... I'm sorry if this seems like a joke thread... But It isn't!

What should I do?

Keep looking, that broad sounds fearsome.

Probably had to suck a lot of cock to get that good ... you decide.

Sounds like a keeper.. skull fuck her

See the way I figure is, if she was so enthusiastic why didn't anything happen right then?

Also, this is weird shit. WTF?

"Not 100% sure mate...

You see, the fact that she shoved her hand under her skirt, and made 'rude' noises..."

Paint us a picture of this scenario please!

I'm dating your old wife, she says you are very small

paint your dick pink and wrap it in an "Oscar Meyer" wrapper