i peed
 

on my floor last night missed my laptop by inches whiskey is nasty

Can't afford a toilet?

I poop.............

Congrats : )

stick to beer maybe

yeah i should of stuck to beer im sure it's happend to all of you before you wake up in a black out thinking your at your toilet and just let it go good thing i didnt hit my plasma and 360 i woulda been pissed try explaining that to microsoft LOL

i came.















yep, i sure did.

At least it wasn't a dump...

my pee smells like sugar smacks

lol yeah ive never took a dump on the floor in my drinking days that would fucking suck!!

When I was 19 or so a girl took a little turd in the shower because she was so drunk. I was paid a whopping $20 to clean up the mess. It wasn't mushy or creamy. It was quite firm and easy to pickup and discard.

Wow, I tell you ... brings back some tasty memories for me.

lol wow thats awesome you made some easy cash

buy yourself a funnel

Sounds like you were already pissed eh eh eh

maybe i need to invest in a cathrator while i slep

Congrats to the winners :1orglaugh

dohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I also came grouchy.-

that sucks..

Pee on your computer next time.. what a buzz!