ShitMyDadSays: A twitter worth reading. HILARIOUS!!!
 

This is by far one of the funniest twitters I have ever read:

Bio I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

So I FAIL. haha

It's ok.... I would rather FAIL trying to spread a laugh than drama. ;)

Sorry, I had to. :1orglaugh

yes you failed btw twitter sucks

Yea someone beat you to the punch on this one. It is funny as hell though.

I would expect nothing less. :)

well it's new to me.. thanks :)

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

hehe

My fave twitter to follow by far :)

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

heh, funny one for sure. I think it was posted a couple of weeks ago as well, but hey, when it's funny, it's funny!!