GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Sands from gfy OWNS Barack Obama

Sands: Thank you for meeting me Mr. President, I know you're a busy man.

PBO: My staff tells me you have questions of urgent importance for me, but this interview will have to be brief.

(PBO checks his watch)

Sands: I understand, Mr. President. I personally voted for you because your messages of change and hope inspired me...

(PBO interrupts)

PBO: Well thank you, my staff and I have been working hard to keep those promises.

Sands: I appreciate it sir. With all this concern about healthcare, there's a solitary, pressing question that America is asking.

PBO: Hopefully I have an answer to it.

Sands: Do you like BlacksOnBlonds.com?

PBO: BlacksOnBlonds.com?

Sands: Yeah, it's this awesome site where brothas go raw-dog on these slutty White bitches...

(PBO rises from his seat and walks to the door)

(Sands is seized by two Secret Service agents)

(Sands is thrown onto the White House lawn)