Fuckin Fags
 

Fag, a British colloquialism for cigarette

my neighbor is smoking up some fags hehehe :):1orglaugh:helpme

and your pussy is a fanny there

weird

trunk is a bonnet i think

interesting...

I bet your neighbor is having a grand old time

and a rooster is called a cock.

And word of warning then, over there they call a "bum bag" a "fanny pack"

Over there, it means your arse, not your minge.

From: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/watson-...et/faggot.html

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Yup, Brits have to remember in America not to ask for "a fag", as someone might bring them a homo rather than a cigarette... :1orglaugh

chips are called crisps

I did that when I was first in the USA...

In England, we say 20 Superkings, or 20 Marlboro or whatever... So I walk into a gas station and say err.. 20.... (Look up, and dont recognize the brands) so I say... errr Fags please.

The guy gos 'FAGS!' WTF... I counter with 'Sorry, no I mean Cigarettes'

What? 20 Packs he asks... No, just one I reply... Well fucking say that then !

Welcome to America ! LOL

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You can imagine how hard it is for me then with a Scottish accent too.

Even my name is a fuck up. When someone asks and i say "Scott", they go "what was that sorry?"

"Scott"

"huh? oh you mean ScAtt?" (with an A) :1orglaugh

Yeah, chips to us are

http://wowdavao.com/catalog/images/largefrieslg.jpg


We don't call them fries...

a cookie is called a Biscuit :1orglaugh:helpme

The most important thing to remember after you have smoked a fag is to clean up the butt.

this thread is a let down :(

You wanted to see a fag getting fucked ??? :helpme


:winkwink:

where is pornask when you need him :1orglaugh

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that you can find sir into my sig :winkwink:

Trunk is a boot.
Hood is a bonnet.

Photo association:

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Expensive habit. At least in Canada.

Dude in front of me in line at the supermarket today asks for one pack of smokes and one pack of rolling papers. Those were his only items. His bill came to $35 and change.

I was like holy shit. Time to quit eh? "You'd think so" he replied, "but naw, I can afford it."

He had on a work uniform from the telephone system. lol

That's why a lot of people around here buy the native smokes - $18/carton of the generic rollies.

But the prices are what's driving a lot of smokers to try vaping instead.

Boot. Xxxxx

cigs, fags, roll ups, Ecigs, nearly all the same apart from the fags that smoke Ecigs :winkwink:

That is unbelievable; how much of that was taxes?

you spelt neighbour wrong.

I was totally looking for hot fag to fag action; like smoking both ends and showing some butt, unfiltered.

I is confused....

Well - if something goes wrong during the conversation you can also point with index finger to the shelves and say : I want that ! - and they will give you the pack...

Most of it. Taxes are already high, especially in Quebec, and there are extra taxes on certain items like Booze and cigarettes.

Twenty years ago I can remember smoker friends of mine complaining about having to pay $7 a pack. Since then the tax on cigs has slowly, incrementally, gone way way up. Not because "Canada taxes everything to death" like you're probably thinking, it's that Canada sees this particular product as being bad for your health and bad for putting a long-term strain on the health care system, thus costing all Canadians.

So now if you (the broad, general 'you') want to smoke you're going to pay massively.


@ ********** -- Re: vaping --- yes, people here are moving towards that more and more. It won't be taxed like cigs, BUT... the no-smoking laws in existence are going to apply to vaping as well, at least here in Manitoba. IE; no smoking/vaping in public places, bars, restaurants, etc.

Threads like this is how you get 30K post and are why people think of you as a fucking loser

I never knew they made an episode about Baddog on South Park.. :1orglaugh

the story of how "smokin' a fag" means a fairly unhealthy pastime in one country and laying waste on homosexuals in another :yinyang

lol :1orglaugh