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SleazyDream 09-02-2009 01:13 PM

Ambush Interview #126 RyuLion
 
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RyuLion

1. What the fuck is the dealo with you biting the asses of every women at a convention? What in the world stared this? Were you abused as a child or something?

2. How did you get into adult, and who was the first company you worked for?

3. Is it true that you worked for Playboy, and do you hate the person that helped you get the job there?

4. Working for Playboy / ICS seems like a cherry gig. Why did you leave after seven months?

5. What did you think of working for Lensman?

6. Is it true that you are pretty much a gourmet cook?

7. What do you think about all these shows, are you ever gonna do any bussiness while attending?

8. I've never seen a Mexican on a ski slope. Do you ski?

9. Why do you cry when you get drunk?

10. What was it like working with Ice? Are the rumors about him being bi-sexual true?

11. What really happened with that bus load of Hookers in Costa Rica, did they really threaten the life of DH, Cory, and yours?

12. You seem to be pretty well known on the boards, but no on seems to know who you work for. Um, who do you work for?

13. Have you ever driven three hundred miles to attend a party, gotten lost, showed up at midnight, drank for an hour and then passed out cold, only to wake up the next morning and leave without saying a word?

14. Where in the world did you get the name Ryulion? Isn't the name of a cartoon character or something?

15. You got to a lot of shows and get your photo taken biting the asses of models. Your also single. Do you ever get laid at shows?

16. At Cybernet Expo you stayed behind for a few days after the show ended. The gay pride parade was also held in San Francisco that weekend. Any connection between the two?

17. Have you ever threatened to kick someone in the balls with your chin?

18. Although I'm not positive, if I had to guess you are Mexican. Has anyone in the industry ever tried to hire you to cut their grass?

19. Seriously, the Hispanic footprint in the United States is increasing on a daily basis. Do you think that Hispanic / Latin related programs will see a huge increase in business in the next five to ten years?

20. I've never known anyone who owns a chicken. Do you own a chicken? And before you deny it, I already know that you keep it at your mother's house in San Diego. So spill it.

21. Have you ever spent an entire convention holding an umbrella for someone?

22. You tend to portray yourself as a hardcore drinker. But the truth is more like you too fast, and get drunker before anyone else. Isn't it?

23. Other than your height, what do you have in common with Barny Rubble?

24. You know a lot of models in the industry. Who is your favorite, and why?

25. What did you do before porn?

26. Is it true that you are a closet World of Warcraft addict

27. What does the future hold for you, are you just going to be bitting ass or ever get serious?

28. Your ICQ message says "Please, no sales reps" but yet every other day you spam your ICQ list with a link to GFY with a photo of you biting someone's ass. What's the difference between a sales rep and an ICQ board spammer?

29. You've been in the industry long enough to have an interesting perspective on the state of the industry. Do you think that tube sites are the death of our industry, or do you think that our industry is just suffering like every other industry? Do YOU own any tube sites?

30. I you weren't working in the adult industry, what would you be doing today?

31. What is your biggest accomplishment in the industry?















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SleazyDream 09-02-2009 01:14 PM

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SleazyDream 09-02-2009 01:15 PM

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troncarver 09-02-2009 01:15 PM

hahaha i will like reading this one

wargames 09-02-2009 01:17 PM

This should be interesting :thumbsup

GTS Mark 09-02-2009 01:23 PM

Good lord no!!!! ;-)

Martin 09-02-2009 01:26 PM

Question 32: Whats the deal with the prison pussy you sometimes rock?

CIVMatt 09-02-2009 01:28 PM

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S P A N N O W 09-02-2009 01:29 PM

He's probably passed out drunk right now = the usual... :winkwink:

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RyuLion 09-02-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16268084)

17. Have you ever threatened to kick someone in the balls with your chin?

18. Although I'm not positive, if I had to guess you are Mexican. Has anyone in the industry ever tried to hire you to cut their grass?

17. ok, I was drunk and meant "foot shin" not my chin..:1orglaugh

18. yes but only by friends but they were just joking..:1orglaugh

mmcfadden 09-02-2009 01:44 PM

this could get good

shimmy2 09-02-2009 01:44 PM

oh cmon answer em all brah

wargames 09-02-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W (Post 16268147)
He's probably passed out drunk right now = the usual... :winkwink:

http://www.ilpaesedeibambinichesorri...l/siesta9a.gif

I was thinking the same exact thing :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Deej 09-02-2009 01:56 PM

Awesome candidate :pimp

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Imortyl Pussycat 09-02-2009 01:56 PM

i was having a shitty day until i saw this, can't wait to see the replies that i know will cheer me right up :thumbsup

Honez 09-02-2009 02:01 PM

Grabbing a snack and waiting for the show to start :)

EllaBlack 09-02-2009 02:05 PM

Ah!!!!!!! I am SO excited! Sean and I are popping popcorn, right Sean, right?!?!??!

BSleazy 09-02-2009 02:09 PM

Looks like u got some dirt on this guy.

alias 09-02-2009 02:10 PM

Fucking hilarious questions.

nn_sean 09-02-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EllaBlack (Post 16268274)
Ah!!!!!!! I am SO excited! Sean and I are popping popcorn, right Sean, right?!?!??!

I literally just cancelled my plans for the holiday weekend...I will be right here for the duration.....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-02-2009 02:22 PM

This Ambush Interview is making me hungry...

http://www.mutantweb.com/wp-content/...2009/05/18.jpg

So what's the finest ass that you've ever sunk your pearly whites into?

By pearly whites, I mean teeth... :1orglaugh

ADG

mmcfadden 09-02-2009 02:26 PM

This thread needs a counter...

Curious Minds = +1 (interesting questions)
Ass bitten models = 0
Ryu = -0.5 (for not answering all questions)

ok...

BobG 09-02-2009 02:29 PM

LOL. Nice. funny stuff.

shuki 09-02-2009 02:35 PM

Glad to see the ambush interviews back

SleazyDream 09-02-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16268357)
This Ambush Interview is making me hungry...

http://www.mutantweb.com/wp-content/...2009/05/18.jpg



ADG

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PantiesDropped 09-02-2009 03:24 PM

YEY! Alex!!! Dude, start answering some questions :)

RyuLion 09-02-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16268084)

8. I've never seen a Mexican on a ski slope. Do you ski?

9. Why do you cry when you get drunk?

10. What was it like working with Ice? Are the rumors about him being bi-sexual true?

8. No, but I ran Cross Country in High School and we won State Champions in 1991

9. :helpme :helpme :helpme

10. Working with ice 2 years ago was fun, I miss his antics. He's a smart guy too! Rene is bisexual like Juicy is Gay, does that answer this question? (its all a Joke)

fusionx 09-02-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16268357)
This Ambush Interview is making me hungry...

http://www.mutantweb.com/wp-content/...2009/05/18.jpg

ADG

Oh shit! What an assburger! That's classic :)

bns666 09-02-2009 03:56 PM

numbers pretty much mean that it would be good to stick to the order of them :)

Ice 09-02-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16268700)
8. No, but I ran Cross Country in High School and we won State Champions in 1991

9. :helpme :helpme :helpme

10. Working with ice 2 years ago was fun, I miss his antics. He's a smart guy too! Rene is bisexual like Juicy is Gay, does that answer this question? (its all a Joke)

Good times buddy... we all miss you around here :thumbsup :glugglug

Rochard 09-02-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16268700)
8. No, but I ran Cross Country in High School and we won State Champions in 1991

Seriously? Someone told me you were a great skier?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16268700)
10. Working with ice 2 years ago was fun, I miss his antics. He's a smart guy too! Rene is bisexual like Juicy is Gay, does that answer this question? (its all a Joke)

Ice hit me up ICQ and told he was offended. Sorry to offend you bubba.

I'm also sorry that you've lost your sense of humor.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-02-2009 05:08 PM

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EllaBlack 09-02-2009 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16268097)

I REALLY like this pic. I think it's adorable the face Alex is making while Natalie is prettily kissing him! I don't look so good, but I'm flattered to be in the pic! Alex you cutie pie!

Ice 09-02-2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16269120)


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I hope Alex doesn't mind me telling the story behind this pic... it's priceless!

So the night before Alex had gone to a party and wasn't into work his usual time. I gave him a call to make sure he was doing ok.

He answers the phone and I say "What's up man?

He says... " Dude where's my car?

I'm like how the hell should I know, I wasn't out with you!

He says "Yeah I know but.... Dude where's my car!

I guess he figured out where it was as he was into the office about an hour later.

Man the whole office was cracking up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



Alex you are one of a kind buddy :pimp

mmcfadden 09-02-2009 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 16269316)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I hope Alex doesn't mind me telling the story behind this pic... it's priceless!

So the night before Alex had gone to a party and wasn't into work his usual time. I gave him a call to make sure he was doing ok.

He answers the phone and I say "What's up man?

He says... " Dude where's my car?

I'm like how the hell should I know, I wasn't out with you!

He says "Yeah I know but.... Dude where's my car!

I guess he figured out where it was as he was into the office about an hour later.

Man the whole office was cracking up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



Alex you are one of a kind buddy :pimp

ain't that a movie?

dude... more stories please

RyuLion 09-02-2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16268084)
1. What the fuck is the dealo with you biting the asses of every women at a convention? What in the world stared this? Were you abused as a child or something?

After taking this pic (2007 Phoenix Forum)
http://www.ryulion.com/pheonixforum/...s/IMG_0314.JPG
and the response I got, I decided to take it further, and since it wouldn't be cool to lick or kiss every girl's ass, I started biting it.

I continued doing it..the response at shows was getting better and better, so I did it even more and more. It became a marketing tactic.
I always get permission from each girl before doing it. Its part of just having fun at shows, the girls love my antics and shenanigans..

RyuLion 09-02-2009 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 16269316)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I hope Alex doesn't mind me telling the story behind this pic... it's priceless!

So the night before Alex had gone to a party and wasn't into work his usual time. I gave him a call to make sure he was doing ok.

He answers the phone and I say "What's up man?

He says... " Dude where's my car?

I'm like how the hell should I know, I wasn't out with you!

He says "Yeah I know but.... Dude where's my car!

I guess he figured out where it was as he was into the office about an hour later.

Man the whole office was cracking up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Alex you are one of a kind buddy :pimp

yeah dude, you went downstairs and talking out load so everybody at the office could hear about my car..:1orglaugh

JFK 09-02-2009 06:10 PM

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gecko 09-02-2009 06:16 PM

Awesome.. will be coming back to see this one

jay23 09-02-2009 06:17 PM

I first met RyuLion and his partner Johnny in Canes, France. So we the 3 Americans (2 Mexicans and 1 Indian to be exact) went looking for a Mexican restaurant in France. After walking a lot we ended up finding a Spanish spot, but those days Ryulion was mellow, no ass biting and a lot less drinking.

JFK 09-02-2009 06:44 PM

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Rexk 09-02-2009 07:37 PM

This should be fun...miss Alex a lot

HouseHead 09-02-2009 08:02 PM

laaaaaaaawls

Xrated J 09-02-2009 08:11 PM

Nachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sharky 09-02-2009 08:25 PM

Right on! More answers please!

OY 09-02-2009 08:41 PM

Oh boy...

RyuLion 09-02-2009 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 16269715)
Right on! More answers please!

Anyone in particular?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 16269748)
Oh boy...

you can say that again..:pimp

datatank 09-02-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16268178)
17. ok, I was drunk and meant "foot shin" not my chin..:1orglaugh

18. yes but only by friends but they were just joking..:1orglaugh

Why cant you start at one? Is this a Mexican thing?


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NickB. 09-02-2009 09:29 PM

This is gonna be a good read

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-02-2009 11:33 PM

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