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Iraq asks kuwait to join them :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/2554533.stm

I shit you not...you ever see the sadaam character on southpark?

"Hey guy, relax we're all friends here"

:1orglaugh

don't be shocked when the kuwaities side with him.
After all, they're all arab brothers and we're the white devils. :)

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Originally posted by 12clicks
don't be shocked when the kuwaities side with him.
After all, they're all arab brothers and we're the white devils. :)

Blows my fucking mind, they came into kuwait raiding everything, stealing shit & plundering like vikings...& left by cutting the tops off all their oil wells.

Sadaam is such a funny guy :1orglaugh

Bah the Us will invade more land and oil will be even cheaper
fuckin arabs

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President Saddam said he was only trying to do for the Kuwaitis what he was doing for his own people.
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That will get him real far. :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by ChrisH

That will get him real far. :1orglaugh [/B]

Got him pretty far already didn't it??? He was re-elected 100%-0% remember???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho

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Originally posted by Just the Village Idiot

Got him pretty far already didn't it??? He was re-elected 100%-0% remember???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho

He let all the criminals go too...thats some crazy shit.

Altho criminals there prolly just stole a loaf of bread

good news is that we won't have to worry about accuracy when the white devils drop the bombs :)

The security gaurd that protected the lobby of my building back when I lived in Texas was a former Iraqi helicopter pilot.

I used to sit down and talk with him all the time...the Iraqis really hate the Bushes but mainly for letting them down and not coming and finishing the job on Saddam.

Anyway he told me about their prison and "prisoners."

I'll briefly paraphrase his story:

He stripped the gears on a jeep while driving it.

He was taken into custody beaten for days on end...jumper cables were attached to his testicles and they were fried for hours.

This kind of torture he endured until he would pass out...then they'd splash him with ice cold water to awake him.

He finally awoke on a corner known as a drop off for tortured prisoners...they usually leave you there to die.

A local barber knew him and took him in and nursed him back to health.

When he was healthy again he escaped to Saudi Arabia and was given some sort of refugge status after weeks of fighting with the US government. They didn't want to give him these rights, and the Saudis didn't want him to stay in their country.

He finally made it to the US where he now works as an armed security guard.

He told me that if a man of the house...the father committed a crime they would take the whole family in.

The men would be tortured and eventually maybe put to death. The women, including young girls would be kept for their pleasure.

This cycle would continue with generations of women being born into these prisons and never seeing the light of day.

A woman would have children and they would let the daughters grow up in the prison and begin to rape them...then these young girls would get pregnant and bear children and the cycle would repeat.

Can I verify this? No I can only go by the stories he told me...but something tells me he speaks the truth.

Not just because I want to be true...but because so many similar stories come out of that hell hole.

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
The security gaurd that protected the lobby of my building back when I lived in Texas was a former Iraqi helicopter pilot.

I used to sit down and talk with him all the time...the Iraqis really hate the Bushes but mainly for letting them down and not coming and finishing the job on Saddam.

Anyway he told me about their prison and "prisoners."

I'll briefly paraphrase his story:

He stripped the gears on a jeep while driving it.

He was taken into custody beaten for days on end...jumper cables were attached to his testicles and they were fried for hours.

This kind of torture he endured until he would pass out...then they'd splash him with ice cold water to awake him.

He finally awoke on a corner known as a drop off for tortured prisoners...they usually leave you there to die.

A local barber knew him and took him in and nursed him back to health.

When he was healthy again he escaped to Saudi Arabia and was given some sort of refugge status after weeks of fighting with the US government. They didn't want to give him these rights, and the Saudis didn't want him to stay in their country.

He finally made it to the US where he now works as an armed security guard.

He told me that if a man of the house...the father committed a crime they would take the whole family in.

The men would be tortured and eventually maybe put to death. The women, including young girls would be kept for their pleasure.

This cycle would continue with generations of women being born into these prisons and never seeing the light of day.

A woman would have children and they would let the daughters grow up in the prison and begin to rape them...then these young girls would get pregnant and bear children and the cycle would repeat.

Can I verify this? No I can only go by the stories he told me...but something tells me he speaks the truth.

Not just because I want to be true...but because so many similar stories come out of that hell hole.

Thats just fucking insane, just goes to show you abosolute power corrupts absolutely

Like Kuwait has a lot to contribute...