TXT a girl and ask if she's going to the BBQ this weekend
 

Me: hey r u goin to the bbq this weekend?
Her: what bbq?
Me: the one where I slap my meat on you grill
Her: who is this???


Me: hey r u goin to the bbq this weekend?
Her: what BBQ? I have to work
Me: the one where I slap my meat on your grill
Her: ohh and then I cook it just right. You know you miss it.
Me: dammit

now THATS a BURN!

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More like Welcome to /B/

-Loki-

haha classic.

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in before "whats in before"

This is the cancer that's killing FA&PD. :( :( :(

anon is cancer

weaboos suck.

Edit: What the hell happened to your postcount?

wat? looks fine to me

what the fuck is /B/..... does /b/ know about this.....

here comes the pain /b/itch....

/b/ is for memes, pedobears, and lolis.....

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Jiggawhats?

'sup Marketsmart?

I think munki is a pretty cool guy he's got raptor jesus and he doesn't afraid of anything.

Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: Hey, I didn't know about it
Me: It's the one where I slap my meat on you grill
Her: You're a sick lil puppy my friend...

Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: No bah mitzvah remember
Me: Oh right. I was hoping you'd make it so I could slap my meat on you grill
Her: Lol. O boy

Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: The ufc thing?
Me: Nah. This is the one where I slap my meat on you grill
Her: I was uninformed :p I'm kinda sick today. So no fun friday meat slapping for me.

Me: hey, u going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: no, we're going to that party
Me: what party?
Her: the one in your mouth, everybodies cumming
...
Me: do you read gfy?

lol.........