Remember the good old days when............
 

Remember the good old days when _____________________________?


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1 join yeilded 3+ rebills

A phone call cost a dime.

10 hours of work per week meant 15k per month

..you could charge a guy 50 bucks for access to the "l337" section of your dial-up 14.4k bbs.

Safe sex used to mean keeping the car door locked.

doing stupid shit was still fun.

when you said anything .com and investors showered you with cash

there was no such thing as tube sites

When a cost of a beer at a club didn't cost 10 bucks and there was no aids

we had our own water fountains :1orglaugh

Rosa parks wasn't in my seat....

































I KEED!!! lolz

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... when thinking 16year old girls were hot and not felling like a perv

When welfare was a hand up - not a lifestyle.

you lived next door.

when I never had to think about the good ole days.

When there wasn't any internet and the women didn't shave their muff

A 9600 baud modem rocked? Go digiboards and teleguard? ;)

When my 2400 baud Zoltrix connected via Telix to Farmer's Daughter BBS and that 300kb GIF nudie came down the pipe in 45 mins.. :1orglaugh

when you could actually remember the good ol' days

When cash for clunkers meant you managed to sell your car to some college kid that needed a cool ride to impress the chicks...

you used to play the 2bet adult webmaster freerolls in hopes of winning some cash and went all in on the first hand and lost everytime!

When submitting sites to Excite and have 6 out of top 10 listings yours? lol

Playing Robot Attack on your TRS-80 Model 1, 3 or 4?

or

When Microsoft's Flight Simulator used to be called Sub-Logic's Flight Simulator?

Or Dancing Demon?

... you could fuck with no rubber and only worry about The Clap.

... rock stars sang songs about being with 16 and 17 year old girls.

Those were the days.

...there were car phones not cell phones, and the units were huge.

...there was Alley Cat and Pro Manager. (apparently I was 2 when they came out but I remember them from when I was young.

...there was Atari and Coleco Vision? And then NES came out and Super Mario Bros. 1 and Zelda 1 were like huge fucking revolutionary games?

Getting infinite lives on Contra was the highlight of the day

UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B SELECT START

TMNT 2 also...and I don't even remember what it did in TMNT 2 but it must have been nice.

when AOL cd's were welcomed free upgrades!

sound wav files were the shit and donald duck was the king !

When there was no such thing as income tax

Close...it was even better when Excite and AV were THE two search engines and you could get top listings in both by barely trying :1orglaugh

and the sound of "Woo wHOO" tickled our fancy (damn that was a good sound)

tubes where not invented

......CC's were banged on a massive scale by shady porn companies when the customer cancelled already .


oh wait...

When my GF was still alive.

When you could go out and people wouldn't be sitting texting on a damn mobile phone all night...

my mom still did the laundry and cook for me

I didn't have to worry about paying the bills.

my icq list only had 5 people on it

When comic books had .12 cents for a price on them

when the guy on that jingle-ringing popsicle bike sold fudgesicles for .10 cents.

And a few years later...

when some guy named Bill Gates was rumored to have said "No home user will ever need more than 640k of memory" (he's still out there denying it.

Or the IBM exec who said there'd never be a market for more than 4-5 home computers.

When i knew who my checks were from based on the company name

:thumbsup:thumbsup cpl of keywords and you were golden

Knightrider, A Team, Professionals, Young Ones, all the good TV, and lots of teen pussie

..you could actually back shit up on floppy disk.

when I gave a fuck

iddqd and idkfa were the answers to all life's questions

when people didn't think there were some good "old" days and actually liked the present...wait, those times never were, people always wanted the past back, even if it sucked.

the best days are always ahead of us :)