Look what some of you are missing out on .....
 

For those of you not in my twitter circle of friends I thought I would share what you missed so far today.


* 11:17 am, got up early today

* Finished warm beer on night-stand

* took morning dump

* opened windows, aired out house

* ignored phone call

* fed the dog, why she likes me I'll never know

* ignored phone call

* rubbed one out to favorite pirate tubesite

* got cold beer

* wiped ky off refrigerator handle

* jumped in the pool instead of showering

* posted on GFY


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Man, you have to get at least one 140 character tweet in per day!

Give me time I've only been up an hour an a half.

:thumbsup

RT @L-Pink fed the dog, why she likes me I'll never know

LOL

Thanks for let us know...lol

This is why I hate apps like Twitter. Just like crappy personal blogs.

Ate cereal. It was Ok.
Watched a stupid a movie.
Hung myself.

fascinating...

Stickyfingerz: Thanks for your email :Oh crap The answer is no. I won't add you. This was a sarcastic post (based on true events) I would die before I would twitter.


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