What in the fuck has happened...
 

...to this big ball of rotating shit that we call earth?

There's a post on another board about someones psycho cat and how to train the little fucker. i start reading it expecting answers such as "set it on fire" "nuke it" and "buy a rottweiler"

instead i find ..
"I believe punishment is not the way to go. Instead, you should
reinforce the cat when it performs a desirable behaviour. Start on
a full reinforcement schedule but move onto a partial schedule
once behaviour begins to improve... E.g.
When the cat is not doing something wrong, pay attention to it
and show it affection. When the cat IS doing something wrong,
don't feed it and try to ignore it's behaviour."

It is a fucking cat! kick it across the room when it's being a dick... am i wrong here? Should the fucking thing be put in therapy now? Maybe put it on some fucking medz? Try to find out what happened to it during it's child hood? How about the owner and cat have regular sessions with a councellor.

Political correctness has taken over this planet.. No one will say what they think, they'll only say what they think is sure to offend noone.. and it makes me fucking sick..

Has testosterone been banned around the fucking globe? Has everyone gone gay?

When I grew up my father would smack me upside the head if i was doing something wrong.. Nowadays, due to all this PC bullshit you cant even raise your voice to kids without the state pulling em.. and all of the little fuckers are out shooting people, getting pregnant at 13, snorting coke, huffing spray paint, having group sex under the bleachers at recess... while the world Wonders "whats wrong with kids today"

This entire planet should reach down their pants, play with their pouch and make sure they still have a fucking set. Assholes.

In my experience.. there are only 3 ways to train a cat.


1. bury it in the ground upto its neck.. and then run over it with a lawnmower.

2. hang it froma tree by its neck with rope, and squirt lighterfluid on it and torch the fucker.

3. tie it to the bumper of a really fast car.. and then go drag racing.


if those 3 fail.. then you obviously picked a bad cat out of the litter, and it needs to be put to sleep.

PD4L

p1mpdogg: thank you for saying what you mean and not getting in touch with your feminine fucking side.

You have restored a tiny fragment of my faith in humanity!

good

ahemm... are you sure the person who posted that on the other board wasn't a woman? What's wrong with a feminine side?

You don't train cats - they train you.

Irrelevant, most women i know would just smack the cat in the head not send it off to a psycologist.. and theres nothing wrong with a femine side, everyone I've ever slept with had one, unfortunately they seem to be contagious.. alot of men are catching it. Someone needs to start the "Ball club for men" cause there seems to be alot of receding ball lines on this planet lately, and it's getting worse. I blame France.

haha... exactly...

When a cat is out of control, follow this procedure at all times:

1) When bad behavior is displayed, walk towards the animal or pretend like you're giving him something so he walks towards you.

2) Once in close range, pick up the cat with one hand.

3) Forcefully throw the cat with one big sling into the nearest wall

4) Repeat these steps whenever bad behavior is displayed and you should be on your way to a better relationship with your favorite animal friend.

:glugglug

3 ways to train dickhead faggots who abuse animals:

1) Invite them over your house and shoot them in the kneecaps with your .357.

2) Invite them over your house and shoot them in the kneecaps with your .357.

3) Invite them over your house and shoot them in the kneecaps with your .357.

If those 3 fail, just shoot them in the head. :winkwink:

Whoever gets a cat thinking they can be 'trained' needs the therapy prescribed above.

I have 3 cats and 3 big dogs ( 1 rottie, 1 huge black lab, and 1 german sheppard/chow mix). Never had a problem with the cats shitting on my $4000 rug. The dogs on the other hand... :BangBang:

Dogs Have Owners...

Cats Have Staff...

:Graucho

lol

are you one of those homosexuals that treat animals better than people.. and let it sleep on the bed.. and eat off your plate?

people like you should be shot dead.. no trial or jury.. just a simple execution.. clean and fast.

Typical response from a typical individual. :glugglug

The idea that positive reinforcement is more effective than negative was popularized by psychologist BF Skinner. I tried this but it didn't work too well. Scolding my dog had a stronger effect faster but she does seem to have some related personality disorder.

Who cares if your dog eats off your plate?

I let mine sit on the couch too.

Am I evil?

who cares if i come over to your house and shit on your rug right??

you need to draw the line somewhere.

Seriously, when it comes to dogs you have to show you are the master. Dogs are subserviant creatures that have been bred for centuries to require a master figure. Treat them well, but you must assert your superiority over them. The minute you treat them like your equal, they lose respect for you and can no longer be fully trusted. That doesn't mean to beat the dog senseless for every mistake it makes, but you must show it boundaries, and you must be aggressive about enforcing those boundaries.

My rottie is 125lbs. He could easily tear my hand off. If I didn't enforce strict boundaries for him, and make him respect me as his master, I'd never be able to trust him around my wife, the cats, the other dogs, or myself for that matter. Even if he wasn't such a big dog, I'd still train him the same way.

I don't believe in "positive reinforcement" theory for dogs. For one reason... it takes too long for them to catch on. If you don't show them what they are doing is forbidden with absolute certainty the first time around, they're bound to do it again and again until you have a lawsuit on your hands because they bit the mailman on the leg.... or in my dog's case, ripped his arm off.
:winkwink:

p1mpdogg,

Sure. I don't want my dog to not shit in the house so I train it to not do so.

Again, what harm can come from letting my dog sit on the couch or eat off my plate? What are you worried about?

Cats are little people in fur coats...

My dog constantly rapes my cat. and no matter how hard I try, I can't get him to stop. I have tried serperating the two, but that never works as the dog ALWAYS tries to tear down the wall or door that serperates the two. any suggestions?
:helpme

eat off your plate??? fucking what now?
it's a DOG... nasty ball and ass licking tongue all over your utensils. thats so fucking sick dude.
dogs are for outside.

anything that eats it's own vomit can eat out of a dog bowl in the yard.

So are sluts. Nasty ball and ass licking sluts need to be put outside! Everyone remember that for the next time you're thinking about inviting that cheap $20 hooker over to dinner!
:winkwink:

eventhough i know your lying but
if you get your dog neutered then
it'll be fixed,,

seriously people that do abuse animals have psychological problems anyways,

i know hear in georgia you can get some serious time for animal cruelty

I don't smack it -- I soak it with a SuperSoaker. Little fuckers learn to pheer my watery wrath, muahahahaha!

As for a feminine side being "contagious" -- there's a bigger problem than just receding ball lines. There's also guys who cope with their receding ball lines by becoming big bad misogyny-spouting "ima kick yo ass bitch, bros not hoes, etc etc" keyboard warriors who in offline life are probably over-30 nobodies living with Mommy and who never ever touched a girl's hoohoo. Then there are the guys who go way the fuck the other direction and actually DO beat people up, kill, rape, etc. Both kinds suck.

A "feminine side" isn't always a bad thing, okay? It's the male (and female, as well) PC idiots who take it too far and lose all sense of proportion and sense that make me ashamed to be female. I LIKE being feminine. I LIKE cooing over cute kitties and being empthetic to others and knowing better than to fart/burp/scratch in public, or having the ability to have multiple orgasms. Those are all nice things. But I ALSO reserve the right to be assertive, to not let people push me around, and to do classically masculine stuff if I so choose. (Like fuck chicks. :Graucho )

So if you'll excuse me, I have some important "feminine" stuff to do, like drink my morning coffee and take 7 advil because I'm getting my period and I have cramps...which are painful enough that I doubt anyone with XY chromosones could deal with without curling up in a little whining ball in the corner. :1orglaugh

My ex's brother would "abuse" animals. he had some serious problems with his head. I beleive he was dropped on his head as a child, or something. There were instances when he stuck a kitten in a freezer, and a gerbal in a microwave. that's some pretty whack shit.

Did he also wet the bed and start fires? If so, he's a serial killer.

Please Sir Dont Kill Me...I Love You
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Goddamn it, spunky! That's like Krytonite to Superman.

Must...not...coo...at...kitten...

Oh, fuck it!

Ohlookatthewiddlebabykittyhe'ssoCUTE!

There, ya happy? :1orglaugh

The power of man made chemicals, my friend.

I wouldn't smear myself with faeces just because i had soap.