All of you sick fucks identify yourselves as FATPad has
 

All of you that have a mind as sick as this sick fuck, here is the place to let it all hang out.

Dude, If someone rubs you the wrong way on this board just make a mental note about them and go on with your life. Many guys have ran their mouths about me just because they are jerks. I remember them and their sites and will never do business with them. But I don't try to get others to fight my battles for me. No matter what you think of Dynamite, he is one of the most honest and dependable guys around. And so is Fatpad. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Without Dynamite I would not be where I am today. Just let it go dude.

And this is not the "Oh Behave!" board, it's the "Go Fuck Yourself" board.

Im pretty sick.. I had sex with an underage dead animal once..

best sex i ever had...

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My mom never really loved me... and Dad was a drunk.

Make a mental note of this:

theking = loser

Sometimes I want to punch retarded people in the face just to see what their reaction would be. I never do, but I would like to. Just to see.

Also, I've always wanted to take a shit on the front seat of someone's car then sit back in the distance and video tape it when they discover it.

I think about these things.

Often?

HAHA

A thread of my own. :)

You're still a retard though.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

You have no idea.

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Dam, reminds me of the time Boneprone wraped up some dog shit in a nice box, with a fancy bow.

We drove to Safeway and put it on the hood of a random parked car.

When the girl came out of the store and saw the gift sitting on the hood of her car, she looked very happy and excited.

Needless to say, her joy disappeard when she discovered what was in the box.

I felt so shitty (no pun intended) when I saw the look on her face... however, I was 16, and was also laughing hysterically.

I sure hope you videotaped that.

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that's fucked up.

We used to "borrow" fire extinguishers from school...only ones that released water.

Anyway...we'd driver around all night ordering at McDonald's etc...when we get to the drive thru window and they'd open it up we'd just let it flow... good clean Texas fun:thumbsup

Too funny.

back in the days chicks who wouldnt give us their number we would either pull a gun out on em or make em homemade a tye-die shirt with our bleached up supersoakers!

I reckon that people who posts on a webmaster board that they died and then come back with a new nick making out they are the son "who was not even a webmaster" of the dead person would have to be a sick attention getting fuck ( Does that Count as a sick fuck?)

Everything you just stated is incorrect. If you are going run your dumb fucking mouth get your facts straight. You may not be a sick fuck but your stupidity makes up for it. Prove anything you said with a thread or shut the fuck up.

You're the one with the mullet right?

dont care much about this thread.... that dogshit story is funny as hell... i am going to have to try that at a frat house or something of that type... good stuff:thumbsup

can I piss on the ashes? I forget whos ashes they were but you also failed to send me the script so I can follow along and keep my facts straight

You sound like Spacedog's cousin more than you do Pathfinders kid.

Well I try to not post about things like this because it's rather pointless and does not really relate to business but I am bored tonight. I did notice in the peak of the whole Hungryman- Amputate thing a few weeks ago theking made a refrence to tennisace. The only reason I bring this up is that tennisace was here and went away way before the whole "Pathfinder died" gig and theking as I recall claimed to have not come here untill Pathfinder died so it is rather curious how theking was so versed on the tennisace episode. Once again just mentioning something I noticed during the whole "amputate - hungryman" saga and it came to mind when I saw this thread. I very well could be wrong as I'll admit I often am and I don't follow every second of every thread here even though I try. :D

On a side note I look forward to meeting many of you again or for the first time at Internext.

Simple explanation. I was in this business for a little more than six years. I perused most of the adult webmaster boards, as well as several main stream boards over those years, including this board. This is not the only board that tennisace was mentioned , so I saw his name come up many different times on other boards as well as this board. That is also why I am familiar with Serge, 12clicks and others. In addition I have done numerous searches on this board to garner knowledge about who is who and what is what. Nothing remarkable about my knowledge.

No script needed. All of the facts exist on this board. As for your remark about pissing "on the ashes". I would like to piss down your toothless bloodied mouth. :321GFY

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No I have'nt had a mullet for a long time what is your point?

Can't get anything right can you. I am not Pathfinder's kid. Pathfinder raised me from age 12. I am not the gentleman that Pathfinders oldest son is or even his youngest son. I am not the gentleman that Pathfinder usually was. I am me. If you can't get it right why in the fuck do you speak. :321GFY

Uh huh... sure....

Yet you ASKED me if I was male for female many, many times... even though it's been posted dozens of times (literally) via comments in posts, photos, etc.

Don't get me wrong - I'm happy to let you live in the dilusional world you have created for yourself... but just know that NO ONE believe a word out of your mouth.

A "don't ask, don't tell" policy would probably be a much better idea for you.... every time you try to defend your story, it falls apart even more.

My father was a minister.. go figure.. now I sell porn.. I wonder if he's proud? heh.

I am SHOCKED just SHOCKED! That FATPAD would say such of thing in this VERY SERIOUS forum where only meaningful posts are allowed is just unbelievable.

I heard you buried pathfinder with his ass exposed for an emergency fuck

I remember when I was a little kid, I slapped this other kid right upside his face because he wouldn't answer me. I was asking him his name or something, and he just kept smiling at me like a retard....so I hauled off and whapped him one. It wiped the fucking smile off his face for sure, but he just stared at me and rubbed the side of his face, then walked away.

Another kid came up to me a few seconds later and told me that kid was deaf.

Fuck, I never forgot that. I felt low.

Choker, only people with any kind of business can do this.
Pathfinder doesn't have a business so he resorts to all this other attention getting bullshit.

Wrong as usual on all counts. I suspect you are the culprit or were in on it. :321GFY

theking is a Schizzo ! too bad he doesn't know it.

I would prefer being a schizophrenic to being an ass kissing sheep such as you are. :321GFY

theking is gay.

And you are the roomie of Haven Bin Lade, so who is it that is gay? :)

huh? you make no sense old man. I on the other hand, do. You are gay. :)

Do the gay guys here get offended when people keep saying "you are gay" as if it's a bad thing?


Just wondering.

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That's fuckin' hilarious. Probably emotionally scarred that poor deaf kid for life.

I'v done this before, no video tape though. Put dead fish under there seat in the summer. Many more things I'v for gotten about until I read your post. God I use to be 1 mean shit. Put empty beer cans in church go'ers, knew they would be giving other church members a ride Sunday, all kinds iof nasty stuff. Pay Backs...:Graucho