Today, I ran into my cheating ex's mother at a bar.
 

She remembered me and commented on how stupid her daughter had been for screwing things up with a guy like me. One thing led to another, and I ended up railing my ex's mother in the bed my ex was conceived in, in the house she grew up in. TTM!

(from Top That, Motherfucker)

shes posting about it right now on fmylife

Funny shit if true

Some are fake but I bet a lot of people here have stories that sound fake..... ;) ;)

My friend and I were playing hooky from school, his step dad came home early and caught him home as I hid under the stairs in the basement, his step dad held him by his neck against the wall said he would beat his ass and told him to get his fucking ass back to school.. still stuck in the basement I hear him moaning as he masturbates than the phone rings and its my gf calling looking for me and he goes around the house looking for me, opening doors and telling her on the phone... nope he is not here.

after his lunch he leaves.. I thought I was dead.. TTM

btw true story.

More and more FML-type sites coming up eh???? Must be the open source twitter clone.

TTM has some good reads

bangin' milfs = the best

haha :1orglaugh

wowzer some good shit

nice site

Post pics or it didn't happen!

Nothing beats www.textsfromlastnight.com. That is the funniest shit I have ever read on on these types of sites.

it only has like 50 stories total?

nice, i make up shit for my blogs all the time too ;)

who gives a shit

hahahah wow what an imagination....

Hey Brad, it's Owen btw... yep more like 12 :D just turned it on, not vying for traffic yet, just testing ;).

to be fair only 10 of the 12 or so are fake :D

EDIT: and this is one of the real ones! Well, real as in "I didn't post it." As far as historical accuracy, that is best left to the reader to determine.

whats up owen :)

didnt know....thought it was being compared to twitter...good luck with it

Haha! That would be awesome actually. Maybe a new idea for a paysite :winkwink:

Nah it's the yin to "f my life's" yang (and "my life is average").

I figure people get tired of reading about pain and mediocrity... why not have a place to brag :D.