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tonyparra 08-07-2009 11:34 PM

I got an email from the FBI!
 
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )

The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( SAMUEL OLIVER ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:
CONTACT AGENT NAME: SAMUEL OLIVER
E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY to Mr. SAMUEL OLIVER via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB (National Security

FBI Director
Robert Mueller.

NSB Seal
Authorized Signature

NSB SEAL ABOVE
NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. Samuel Oliver via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide to you.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh $200 and Ill have get $800,000 whoohooooo

papagmp 08-07-2009 11:38 PM

Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 08-07-2009 11:39 PM

I don't know ... sounds sort of fishy to me.

PersianKitty 08-07-2009 11:40 PM

Wait till they come knocking on your door.. that's a fun experience.. NOT.

tonyparra 08-08-2009 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 16160419)
Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

paypal or epass :error

PornMD 08-08-2009 01:17 AM

It must be legit because as we all know, FBI agents all email from addresses at sify.com, lol.

beemk 08-08-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee 08-08-2009 03:59 AM

FBI told you i s legal :D :D :D

Gonzo Modeling 08-08-2009 04:02 AM

Sometimes I wonder what these people do all day..
I wonder how long it took someone to come up with all that?

jerryb 08-08-2009 04:27 AM

Why are some of you so lucky. The last one that I had made me wire $1500 to Nigeria. They said the funds transfer will be forthwith as soon as I pay another $1500 for International Trasfer fees. This came from their Super High Intensity Team (S.H.I.T for short) that handles this. They say I can spend the money any way I want.

WoooooooFUCKINGhooooooo! I'm rich.....

Oooops, not quite yet, they want another $1500 to pay the Ministry of Financial Money Transfers for their work.

Gotta go now.....heading to Western Union quick.

I can't wait.

piece :pimp

Jon Oso 08-08-2009 05:10 AM

I'm sure the FBI would pay you 200 bucks to have that email.

Fletch XXX 08-08-2009 05:48 AM

send it to the FBI not post it on gfy to make a forum money with your content

JamesK 08-08-2009 06:10 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bojangles 08-08-2009 06:13 AM

Sweet dude!

beta-tester 08-08-2009 06:50 AM

lol, i love em :D

Cyber Fucker 08-08-2009 06:51 AM

LMFAO!!! They are gettin better with every new day!

HighEnergy 08-08-2009 06:51 AM

What would you guess is the response rate on that mailing?

tonyparra 08-08-2009 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 16161290)
Why are some of you so lucky. The last one that I had made me wire $1500 to Nigeria. They said the funds transfer will be forthwith as soon as I pay another $1500 for International Trasfer fees. This came from their Super High Intensity Team (S.H.I.T for short) that handles this. They say I can spend the money any way I want.

WoooooooFUCKINGhooooooo! I'm rich.....

Oooops, not quite yet, they want another $1500 to pay the Ministry of Financial Money Transfers for their work.

Gotta go now.....heading to Western Union quick.

I can't wait.

piece :pimp

good for you man...

tonyparra 08-08-2009 06:58 AM

All websites will be for sale once i gets my monies!

Its so easy 6 Steps:

1 Be alive.
2 WIN Lotto! You dont have to play to win just be alive! YOU could win!
3 Wait
4 Get you Lucky email!
5 Send monies right awaay!
6 Get Big check!

Im a balla now shortay!

baddog 08-08-2009 07:13 AM

congrats

Serge Litehead 08-08-2009 07:48 AM

get their western union info and then forward it to fbi/interpol

J. Falcon 08-08-2009 08:59 AM

I hate these fucks who do this.

SmokeyTheBear 08-08-2009 10:47 AM

i don't understand why they dont pay someone english to write a proper scam letter that isnt so obvious. Obviously it works or they would stop trying , so why not use some of the funds to pay for a real one. And why do they mention nigeria at all , its the biggest tipoff.

bobby666 08-08-2009 10:52 AM

and did you shit into your panties?

LoveSandra 08-08-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16161390)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

100% scam

Raf1 08-08-2009 12:16 PM

I actually got asked a few times about this stuff, by people who thought there might be something to it. Of course they were not really into computers and the internet was a riddle to them, but still, how stupid and gullible can a person be??

digifan 08-08-2009 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 16160419)
Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yup papa will do it for sure :1orglaugh

digifan 08-08-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16161458)
All websites will be for sale once i gets my monies!

Its so easy 6 Steps:

1 Be alive.
2 WIN Lotto! You dont have to play to win just be alive! YOU could win!
3 Wait
4 Get you Lucky email!
5 Send monies right awaay!
6 Get Big check!

Im a balla now shortay!

Look out, no checks just cool cash, lots of them.

Juicy D. Links 08-08-2009 12:23 PM

The FBI has a Lagos office?

Supz 08-08-2009 12:36 PM

these threads get gayer by the minute. everyone here gets spam a million times a day. congratulations on opening an email account

tonyparra 08-08-2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 16162113)
these threads get gayer by the minute. everyone here gets spam a million times a day. congratulations on opening an email account

hater:error

brassmonkey 08-08-2009 05:01 PM

i get that like twice a month

Hentaikid 08-08-2009 05:20 PM

These existed before the internet, they used to send actual letters

sysk 08-08-2009 05:33 PM

"You can't cheat an honest man."

tiger 08-08-2009 06:10 PM

Make sure you send them your password and account information or they won't be able to do the deposit correctly.


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