How can I be expected to work under these conditions
 

I love Skufty.

He's my baby.

He's a trooper, he ALWAYS sites on the futon in my office with me when I'm working.

but the last couples days he's been farting. soundless ones. And they STINK. Real bad. I have 4 windows in my office and there's a breaze tonight too and i can bairly breath. And the little fuckers sleeping away like nothing's wrong....


NEED AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you realize just how difficult it is to come up with new original sexy thoughts when your office smells worse than an old diaper.........

Going to start working on scat content soon?

it's gota smell better than this!!!!!!!!!!

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little stinker

Our chihuahua farts up a storm from time to time too. lol

change the diet?

it's the roasts... damn dog is almost 9 of a 12 year life span, I can't deny him a roast every now and then....

he finished one tonight (6 days) - and untill it was finished he CAMPED OUT in front of the fridge door. he was either in the office with me or in front of the fridge door the last 6 days....

i can't not let him have a roast now and then.... i'll just have to buy an oxygen mask

Dude, try having 3 Rottweilers sleeping in a pile in your office. It doesn't sound like farting, it sounds like wind tunnel testing and it's fucking toxic.

jesus christ - wind tunnel testing LOL

fart back.

That's what i do when my colleague tries to kill me with the stink of his farts in the office

HAHAHA!! My Lab is bad enough, can't imagine what 3 Rottweilers would be like. My dog opens his eyes sometime when he drops one to see if anyone has noticed, when he thinks he got away with it he goes back to sleep.. then me or my gf smell it and he doesnt move, doesnt open his eyes or anything.. Just rides it out. Cheeky little fucker!

Question btw, how big is your place to have 3 big dogs like that? I want another dog to keep my current one company but I think my house might be a bit too small. Its a standard 2 bedroom plus office, I have front, back and big side garden so plenty of room for them to play in the garden, but the actual house inside might be too small.

It's not farts, it's the smell of his decomposing body. Looks like he's dying.

I actually just have a little house. It's not so much the size of the house that's important, it's how much exercise they get. They don't play in the house, they mostly just sleep so the size isn't too important.

I do need a bigger place though. I'm on the beach now and the places down here are small. Probably move sometime this year just not excited about it.

One of my female dogs who I jokingly call the Chief of Security because she's right on top of investigating any sounds and barking/growling at anything that needs barking or growling at, sometimes wakes up and growls at her own ass when she farts. She's not too bright I guess.

Haha what a thread. Dogs are too cool!

I'm sure you smell like a fucking daisy though.

;)

if you really love your dog, and i mean really love it then you can handle their farts without it bothering you too bad. Mine lay bombs under the covers at night, make the mistake of lifting up the covers and it wakes you up for sure.

That is too hilarious.

He is just saying "thank you"...

Both my dogs have been farting up a storm all so.

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look at your site... you haven't done that in the last 10 years!

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Oh really? He always sites on the futon?

You can bairly breath?

Wow, this guy is a fucking genius! :1orglaugh

dogfart lol

100 bucks say's you're blaming the dog. :winkwink:

You could maybe marinate the roast in cologne before cooking?:1orglaugh