| Lycanthrope |
08-06-2009 03:53 PM |
Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois?
Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany: ?Sixteen Candles? John Hughes?
Jay: You know that guy, too? See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honies are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies ? except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin? harsh ? but best of all, there was no one dealin?, man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin? bullshit...
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Hey made some great flicks that really captured the decade. RIP
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