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Marcus 12-04-2002 09:34 PM

Someone recommend a home security system, almost had an intruder
 
I just went out on my deck and heard the leaves rustling, I figured it was an animal, but then it got louder so I said "Hello?" and a guy ran from under my deck and hopped the fence to the neighbors yard and took off. Theres a window to my basement under my deck and he was probably looking in there.

I couldnt see him because the light in my house behind me was strong, but man I am freaked. Don't know how I'm going to get to sleep tonight. This has always been a really safe quiet neighborhood.

So I think the only answer is to get a home security system, like Brinks or ADT or something.

Any of you use any of them?

asuna 12-04-2002 09:38 PM

cameras, get those lil x10 cams

Brujah 12-04-2002 09:40 PM

Rottweiler :thumbsup

xanx 12-04-2002 09:41 PM

damn i've been waiting years for someone to break into my house...

see i would have jusplayed dumb and let him walk right in the house..that could be fun..

boneprone 12-04-2002 09:42 PM

Maybe you should hire the Boneprone Family.

asuna 12-04-2002 09:42 PM

yeah but i think its cuz he doesnt want his stuff to come up missing lol j/k

FlyingIguana 12-04-2002 09:43 PM

10 guage

Marcus 12-04-2002 09:45 PM

Damn in the past I was all like"No guns, guns are bad" but now I understand why people want guns in their houses.

Spunky 12-04-2002 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Rottweiler :thumbsup
Best dam security I have...Brutus is massive..People are so scared of him they wont walk any where near the yard..extremely intimidating..If rotties arent your thing a German Sheppard or Doberman perhaps?

nemesis 12-04-2002 10:25 PM

be careful, he will probably come back to get whatever he wants.

EscortBiz 12-04-2002 10:28 PM

these guys can take care of the threat real good

Morgan 12-04-2002 10:29 PM

Ganjalert.

FlyingIguana 12-04-2002 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Damn in the past I was all like"No guns, guns are bad" but now I understand why people want guns in their houses.
best way to send a message to anyone thinking about doing some b&e's. once they start seeing some thieves brain splattered across a wall on the 6 o'clock news they might think its not such a great idea.

Squishy 12-04-2002 10:57 PM

http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/Vie...p?Item=6447932

KRL 12-04-2002 11:02 PM

I use the system on this link. Take a look. Its kind of nasty but works fucking great.

Not one successful breakin yet. Wish I had pics of the one dumb fuck that tried and didn't believe my signs on our property, and then proceeded to jimmy open one of the back doors, at our house in LA. All we found when we got home was a big pool of blood on the floor, some pieces of his skin, and scraps of what was left of his tattered clothes.

http://www.internetmanagementservice...nce/index.html

LOL

Morgan 12-04-2002 11:03 PM

nice weapon... innacurate as all hell though

pr0 12-04-2002 11:04 PM

get a fucking gun ...next time say "bang" instead of hello

Squishy 12-04-2002 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
nice weapon... innacurate as all hell though
It's more for the fear then the killing...this is for the killing.

http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/Vie...p?Item=6419620

asuna 12-04-2002 11:13 PM

move out of the ghetto
:1orglaugh

KRL 12-04-2002 11:15 PM

Nice one Squishy! But you pop that baby off and you'll take out your neighbors and the neighbors next to them as well. LOL

playa 12-04-2002 11:29 PM

just post a sign that says Secure by ADT
or something

LUCL0NELY 12-04-2002 11:31 PM

hire the BP4L family.

picindex 12-05-2002 12:15 AM

get a gun with some blanks and next time you hear or think you hear someone fire off the blanks and they will more then likely not come back.

baddog 12-05-2002 02:58 AM

Rottweiler and a sawed off .12 gauge combination . . . kind of a point and shoot program

baddog 12-05-2002 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by picindex
get a gun with some blanks and next time you hear or think you hear someone fire off the blanks and they will more then likely not come back.
blanks? are you fucking nuts? that is like pulling a toy gun on someone, fastest way to get shot is to pretend you are going to shoot someone

EscortBiz 12-05-2002 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


blanks? are you fucking nuts? that is like pulling a toy gun on someone, fastest way to get shot is to pretend you are going to shoot someone

Very True!

Why nt get a long gun permit?

Bobby Vicious 12-05-2002 04:20 AM

Steven Segal.

KingK7 12-05-2002 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by picindex
get a gun with some blanks and next time you hear or think you hear someone fire off the blanks and they will more then likely not come back.
If you are gonna shoot, shoot to kill.
Firing blanks is just begging for the perp to kill you.

KRL 12-05-2002 05:30 AM

Yeh I totally agree, if you have a gun and aren't prepared to shoot to kill don't have a gun cause you'll get shot first.

Blanks in the air. Fuck no, one 00 buck shot to stop him and then a slug round through the heart or head, to finish him off, take your pick.

Herb Kornfield 12-05-2002 07:18 AM

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfac...t_launcher.jpg


Try that

aflex 12-05-2002 07:26 AM

motion sensor / light system in the backyard is a must in that case.

cyberpunk 12-05-2002 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Rottweiler :thumbsup

I AGREE 100% I got a pair of cute little rottie boys. No one comes the fuck around my house now:)

Cohen 12-05-2002 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
I just went out on my deck and heard the leaves rustling, I figured it was an animal, but then it got louder so I said "Hello?" and a guy ran from under my deck and hopped the fence to the neighbors yard and took off. Theres a window to my basement under my deck and he was probably looking in there.

I couldnt see him because the light in my house behind me was strong, but man I am freaked. Don't know how I'm going to get to sleep tonight. This has always been a really safe quiet neighborhood.

So I think the only answer is to get a home security system, like Brinks or ADT or something.

Any of you use any of them?

Marcus - hit me up on ICQ 175775304. I Think I have something for you

.:Frog:. 12-05-2002 08:05 AM

Most thiefs are breaking into homes to pay for drugs. They don't research who lives there, they just pick houses at random.

An alarm or a dog will increase the chance the thief will get caught. 99% of the time they will just move along to the next house.

Think about it for a second, if you had to break into a house would you pick a house with the alarm/dog or the house with nothing?

.:Frog:. 12-05-2002 08:17 AM

Marcus - I use an alarm system and it works great.

angelsofporn 12-05-2002 08:43 AM

Ya...get a home secirity system they are pretty good. I had a problem wih the one i had cuz seagulls kept setting off the lazer detectors on my balcony. Was on the ocean and the bastards would come and hang out and the thing would go off and call the security guys...and roomate kept forgetting the pass and they would show up gain...but once we got it fine tuned i slept better at night

Peaches 12-05-2002 08:57 AM

Buy the system separate from the monitoring - there are ripoffs out there where you get the system "for free", but you pay $30 a month and have to sign a 3 year contract.

I had my system installed - 5 doors, 2 glass breaking alarms, 2 smoke detectors, battery back up and 3 keypads for about $500 and I pay $12 a month for the monitoring. There are also cellular connections you can get if you're worried about the phone lines getting cut.

I honestly couldn't care less if someone breaks in while I'm gone - everything's insured and the "irreplaceable" things like family photos, no one wants :winkwink: (plus it would be quite a trick to watch someone carry anything heavier than a fax machine up my driveway, hehehe). I have the alarm because my biggest fear is waking up with someone already in the house....I want the alarm to go off so when we're face to face, I have my gun in theirs :thumbsup

The smoke alarm connection's good for when I'm gone, but I live so far out, every house in my subdivision has burned to the ground before the FD got there :(

Yeah, I know, living this far out I really don't NEED an alarm, but I also didn't want to say "Sure wish I'd bought one" AFTER someone broke in :1orglaugh

picindex 12-05-2002 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


blanks? are you fucking nuts? that is like pulling a toy gun on someone, fastest way to get shot is to pretend you are going to shoot someone

What if he dont have a gun? Then you shoot the fucking guy and end up in JAIL!

And if he does and you fire off some blanks - put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

Hot Tropical Babes 12-05-2002 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Rottweiler :thumbsup
Exactly, the two I have here right now is very effective. I dont even lock the doors much anymore..:Graucho

TDF 12-05-2002 09:31 AM

9mm...and steal someones ADT sign and put it in your yard

Hot Tropical Babes 12-05-2002 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
9mm...and steal someones ADT sign and put it in your yard
I like my sign, it has a pic of two rottweilers and it says "We can make it to the fence in 2.6 seconds, Can You?"

Super Dough 12-05-2002 10:29 AM

get the ADT system or an ADT sign to put in good position in your front and backyard

That guy will be back.....
so I'd put a security sign in that same area....

Also buy you a nice handgun
revolvers are nice but automatics hold more shots

Buy yourself a glock
and don't worry to much about it....

Theives go for easy targets...
just make your house/property a hard target

Probono 12-05-2002 11:28 AM

Dogs are great alarms, Smith & Wesson provides the correct follow through.



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John Charents 12-05-2002 11:35 AM

sawed off shotgun and couple of grenades :ak47:

Icy 12-05-2002 05:47 PM

Rottweiler ? nahh.... get this real assasin

http://www.ingnavamuel.com/gato.jpg

Just the Village Idiot 12-05-2002 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picindex


What if he dont have a gun? Then you shoot the fucking guy and end up in JAIL!

Ummm -- no! Good try.

KingK7 12-05-2002 06:29 PM

Place a few "bouncing bettys" and a couple Claymoores around the garden, should take care of business.


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