| Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life |
08-12-2009 07:48 PM |
what y'all nugguhs need is some esweatshop labor....
Jew Cat's Lesson In eSweatshopping #1
Step 1. Goto DP, post a wanted ad for a banner design or social bookmarking, etc etc. Do NOT post for technical work.
Step 2. Hire the cheapest six responses you get for a simple shit repetitive job for one day.
Step 3. Pay them promptly upon completion, and ask if they'd be interested in more simple work.
Step 4. Let them know you have some simple repetitive maintenance work done, and you'll explain to them how to do it if they're interested. You should be down to probably 4 candidates already.
Step 4. Smoke a joint and reflect upon your experiences with these six candidates. At most this should run you a hundred bucks.
Step 5. Choose 2 of the 4 to give the work to, and keep 1 on the backburner.
Step 6. Spend a good afternoon or evening creating a very detailed step by step instructional video for your tasks with Camtasia Studio. Also include a detailed written outline for the work.
Step 7. Have them go through the document and video, then discuss it with you. Step them through a couple rotations through their new work cycle with live support.
Step after a couple runs, give them a chance to do one or two on their own. Then check up on their work.
Step 8. If it's all good, give them a day to work by themselves. Check up afterwords, then review with them.
Step 9. Fire whichever one is slacking most at this point. If neither is doing their job correctly or is not showing any promise, bring in applicant #3 from the deck.
Step 10. Once you've chosen your new employee, let him do his work, give him a reasonable daily quota you want to see. Let him work, and check up on him daily for a while, don't let him know you're watching any more.
Step 11. Always reward good work with prompt payment. throw him an extra $20/month bonus, he'll fucking love you.
Step 12. Be a boss and do your job, don't take shit or excuses, fire out stern warnings, be a hardass.
Tip 1. Always pay in USD. <3 USD
Tip 2. Never pay hourly, always pay piece rate!
Tip 3. Lowball these fuckers hard. I'm taking pennies. This is an eSweatshop bitch...
Tip 4. Hire Filipinos. I don't even respond to indians. Filipinos speak better english. They seem to work harder. They are very respectful hard workers.
Tip 5. When you do find a good guy, keep him busy. Train him to tidy up all sort of shit jobs. I like to get guys from graphics job postings. I always have graphic work I'd rather hand off. Guys whose primary experience is social bookmarking are very very handy to have around too. Look for one who does both. Give him a REAL job. He might cost you a whopping total of like $200-300 monthly. A frycook could hire this guy, but for him he's happy as fuck to have a steady job that pays him that much.
ALWAYS LOWBALL, ALWAYS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE DOING THEM A FAVOR.
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