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StickyGreen 08-02-2009 04:39 PM
Obama's Kenya Birth Certificate [pic]
 
Real or not?


http://files.abovetopsecret.com/imag...a-kenya-bc.jpg

SoloGirlsContent 08-02-2009 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 16139087)
not:2 cents:

Rangermoore 08-02-2009 04:43 PM
Can't even read the fucking thing...

StickyGreen 08-02-2009 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 16139096)
Can't even read the fucking thing...
http://www.wnd.com/images/misc/kenyandocument-top.jpg

David! 08-02-2009 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsyinister (Post 16139093)
not:2 cents:
word
heir fuhrer obama is a true inbred

Cyber Fucker 08-02-2009 04:46 PM
who knows

directfiesta 08-02-2009 04:49 PM
Shit ... shows he is Christian ...... Tought he was muslim .... :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 08-02-2009 04:51 PM
Alrighty then ...

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-02-2009 04:52 PM
Why was it typed and signed in feb of 1964?

StickyGreen 08-02-2009 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 16139123)
Why was it typed and signed in feb of 1964?
Quote:
California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

The document lists Obama's parents as Barack Hussein Obama and Stanley Ann Obama, formerly Stanley Ann Dunham, the birth date as Aug. 4, 1961, and the hospital of birth as Coast General Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.

No doctor is listed. But the alleged certificate bears the signature of the deputy registrar of Coast Province, Joshua Simon Oduya. It was allegedly issued as a certified copy of the original in February 1964.
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105764

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-02-2009 04:58 PM
So wait.. a certified copy of an original birth cirtificate from 1964 just "turned up"?

Let me guess.. they found it in the white house trash when they went dumpster diving?

dyna mo 08-02-2009 05:00 PM
sad to see people so influenced by the media

nation-x 08-02-2009 05:01 PM
Fake - There was no such thing as "The Republic of Kenya" until December 12, 1964

gwidomains 08-02-2009 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 16139116)
Shit ... shows he is Christian ...... Tought he was muslim .... :winkwink:
LOL
*chars

burntfilm 08-02-2009 05:02 PM
then why the fuck isn't it written in SWAHILI?

Machete_ 08-02-2009 05:03 PM
and why is it in english?

David! 08-02-2009 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16139150)
Fake - There was no such thing as "The Republic of Kenya" until December 12, 1964
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Max Cannon 08-02-2009 05:06 PM
Looks totally fake...birth certificates were pretty uncommon in the 60s in Kenya and other dev countries...to be issued at all

...also love how the wnd.com article on this birth certificate links to the sales page of their DVD on the issue for $17.99
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=104814

sortie 08-02-2009 05:09 PM
Damn, when republicans lose, they lose hard and will dig in any trash heap looking
for salvation.

David! 08-02-2009 05:10 PM
I promised all the liberal obama's cock stuffed in their croupions a SURPRISE that will make them lose their lunch.
Be prepared, your messiah is about to be deposed, judged for treason and :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StickyGreen 08-02-2009 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16139150)
Fake - There was no such thing as "The Republic of Kenya" until December 12, 1964
Good eye.

I looked into that and you're right, they didn't "declare" themselves a republic until 12/12/64, but they were officially independent from the UK on 12/12/63, so could it be possible that they started putting 'Republic of Kenya' on their documents throughout 1964?

IllTestYourGirls 08-02-2009 05:22 PM
Fake released by the white house duh.

nation-x 08-02-2009 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 16139198)
Good eye.

I looked into that and you're right, they didn't "declare" themselves a republic until 12/12/64, but they were officially independent from the UK on 12/12/63, so could it be possible that they started putting 'Republic of Kenya' on their documents throughout 1964?
Maybe... To prove it is real you would need to look at Book 44B page 5733 of the Birth Register for the Coast Province. Should be easy enough for WND to do. If it is there I would then say it was an attempt by his father to try and gain guardianship since the certificate was made 3 years after his birth and 3 years after the Hawaiian birth certificate. It is fairly far fetched since the State of Hawaii has already confirmed that the Hawaiian Birth Certificate is legal and that there were birth announcements placed by the hospital as confirmed by quite a few reporters... including Politico.

IllTestYourGirls 08-02-2009 05:28 PM
They used "Republic of Kenya" in 1964

The Kenyan constitution was enacted in 1963 giving it the name of "Republic of Kenya"

But maybe Im wrong?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...stamps1964.jpg

StickyGreen 08-02-2009 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 16139219)
They used "Republic of Kenya" in 1964

The Kenyan constitution was enacted in 1963 giving it the name of "Republic of Kenya"

But maybe Im wrong?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...stamps1964.jpg
Yea, people on another forum are saying that they did indeed use "Republic of Kenya" on government documents during their transition year. I'll try to find some examples.

Machete_ 08-02-2009 05:46 PM
The original was from 1961 when he was born
That one in the picture is a copy from 1964

It have to be fake. If it was real, it should either be in the real language, or they should not have used "Republic of Kenya". This mixes the two, and that is what makes me think its fake. (+ its just a little to convenient that is shows up like this)

kane 08-02-2009 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PussyMan (Post 16139176)
I promised all the liberal obama's cock stuffed in their croupions a SURPRISE that will make them lose their lunch.
Be prepared, your messiah is about to be deposed, judged for treason and :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Do you just post this statement every 3-4 weeks hoping that this time it will be true?

Dvae 08-02-2009 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16139170)
Damn, when republicans lose, they lose hard and will dig in any trash heap looking
for salvation.
Wrong again.

Philip J. Berg, a Pennsylvania Democrat has sued Obama multiple times over the issue.

brassmonkey 08-02-2009 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 16139087)
is that you john mccain ? :1orglaugh:helpme

gwidomains 08-02-2009 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 16139267)
Wrong again.

Philip J. Berg, a Pennsylvania Democrat has sued Obama multiple times over the issue.
Mr. 911 Truther.

chodadog 08-02-2009 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16139249)
It have to be fake. If it was real, it should either be in the real language..
I was born in Zimbabwe and my birth certificate is in English. 3 years after independance.

brassmonkey 08-02-2009 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PussyMan (Post 16139176)
I promised all the liberal obama's cock stuffed in their croupions a SURPRISE that will make them lose their lunch.
Be prepared, your messiah is about to be deposed, judged for treason and :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
obama's cock :helpme:Oh crap

directfiesta 08-02-2009 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16139367)
obama's cock :helpme:Oh crap
I know ... Pussyman has a black cock fixation .. He is curious to know if Obama's cock is circumsized like his .... forget size, we know Pussyman is in the lower end ....

slavdogg 08-02-2009 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16139155)
and why is it in english?
English is the official language of Kenya

David! 08-02-2009 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 16139417)
I know ... Pussyman has a black cock fixation .. He is curious to know if Obama's cock is circumsized like his .... forget size, we know Pussyman is in the lower end ....
I thought it was our little secret :Oh crap

epitome 08-02-2009 08:13 PM
The McCain campaign has already said that they investigated the issue when they became aware of it and found nothing.

Remember, there has been debate as to whether McCain could ever be President.

Obama has a lot of haters. If he wasn't legit, SOMEBODY would have blown the cover by now.

The fucking Enquirer got John Edwards sneaking into a nondescript hotel to visit his illegitimate son.

Do you honestly think something couldn't have been dug up now?

David! 08-02-2009 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16139454)
The McCain campaign has already said that they investigated the issue when they became aware of it and found nothing.

Remember, there has been debate as to whether McCain could ever be President.

Obama has a lot of haters. If he wasn't legit, SOMEBODY would have blown the cover by now.

The fucking Enquirer got John Edwards sneaking into a nondescript hotel to visit his illegitimate son.

Do you honestly think something couldn't have been dug up now?
The Republicans gave away the election when they chose an old goat to run for them
word

brassmonkey 08-02-2009 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16139454)
The McCain campaign has already said that they investigated the issue when they became aware of it and found nothing.

Remember, there has been debate as to whether McCain could ever be President.

Obama has a lot of haters. If he wasn't legit, SOMEBODY would have blown the cover by now.

The fucking Enquirer got John Edwards sneaking into a nondescript hotel to visit his illegitimate son.

Do you honestly think something couldn't have been dug up now?
damn that's real talk :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-02-2009 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16139212)
Maybe... To prove it is real you would need to look at Book 44B page 5733 of the Birth Register for the Coast Province. Should be easy enough for WND to do. If it is there I would then say it was an attempt by his father to try and gain guardianship since the certificate was made 3 years after his birth and 3 years after the Hawaiian birth certificate. It is fairly far fetched since the State of Hawaii has already confirmed that the Hawaiian Birth Certificate is legal and that there were birth announcements placed by the hospital as confirmed by quite a few reporters... including Politico.
OMFG! :helpme

Here it is! Book 44B page 5733 of the Birth Register for the Coast Province:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_d_iLgqVuvK4/Sn...U/Untitled.jpg

Read it carefully! Check the names!!! :helpme

So who really is Orly Taitz?

Apparently, Orly is a dentist that received a law degree from an online-only law school, which is not accredited by the American Bar Association.

Okay, so let's here her speak about this issue:

MP3 of Taitz interview

Yikes!

Still convinced Orly's not a whack job?

Watch this - doesn't take much for her to get unhinged:



http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazin...ot-cropped.jpg http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/r...og19/o_rly.jpg

The "Birthers" like to bolster their argument by claiming that the Kenyan Ambassador to the US stated that Obama was born in Kenya. The fact is, he misspoke (it was actually the person interviewing the Ambassador that made the inference), and in any case, the Kenyan Ambassador has subsequently clarified that Obama was not born in Kenya.

Another oft-cited example is that Obama's Kenyan grandmother stated that she was present when Obama was born in Kenya. The videotape that contains this "proof", has a translator speaking for Obama's grandmother, and it ends abruptly after that statement.

Why? Because if you watch the full tape, Obama's grandmother, through the translator, make it absolutely clear that Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya.

Nonetheless, even though their "proof" is totally discredited, the "birther" conspiracy theory nutjobs still spread their lies in an effort to stir hysteria.

Frankly, I think it's hilarious, except that they are duping unsuspecting people into believing lies.

:2 cents:


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F-U-Jimmy 08-02-2009 08:54 PM
I have a question, why did Obama spend a million $ and employ 3 attorneys to seal his records ? seems a little strange to me. I could have put that million to better use, wine women and new Porsche's :thumbsup

LiveDose 08-02-2009 09:01 PM
Interesting thread but honestly at this point who cares. Nothing is going to change even if the claims are true. Personally I think if Obama was a foreign born citizen solid proof would have surfaced by now. Just sit back and enjoy the show for a few years...

directfiesta 08-02-2009 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 16139513)
I have a question, why did Obama spend a million $ and employ 3 attorneys to seal his records ? seems a little strange to me. I could have put that million to better use, wine women and new Porsche's :thumbsup
link to that " fact " ???

stickyfingerz 08-02-2009 09:09 PM

brassmonkey 08-02-2009 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16139537)
:1orglaugh :eyecrazy

Corona 08-02-2009 10:35 PM
Oh, man, this is priceless.

A certified copy of a birth certificate obtained by a total nut job is proof that Obama was born in Kenya but a certified copy of a birth produced by the State of Hawaii doesn't mean anything.

Next they are going to come with some lost video of Obama killing Vince Foster and then staging the scene to make it look like a suicide.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-02-2009 10:47 PM
Leave it to Stinky to side with the nutjobs... :1orglaugh

Let's see, John McCain was born in Panama, yet he was eligible to be President. How can that be? Oh yes, because the law covers his situation.

And Obama? It's a moot point since Obama has already proven his citizenship, but even in the case that he was born in Kenya, he would still be a U.S. citizen, and eligible to be President of the United States...

Quote:
Who is a natural-born citizen? Who, in other words, is a citizen at birth, such that that person can be a President someday?

The 14th Amendment defines citizenship this way: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside." But even this does not get specific enough. As usual, the Constitution provides the framework for the law, but it is the law that fills in the gaps.

Currently, Title 8 of the U.S. Code fills in those gaps. Section 1401 defines the following as people who are "citizens of the United States at birth:"

Anyone born inside the United States

Any Indian or Eskimo born in the United States, provided being a citizen of the U.S. does not impair the person's status as a citizen of the tribe

Anyone born outside the United States, both of whose parents are citizens of the U.S., as long as one parent has lived in the U.S.

Anyone born outside the United States, if one parent is a citizen and lived in the U.S. for at least one year and the other parent is a U.S. national

Anyone born in a U.S. possession, if one parent is a citizen and lived in the U.S. for at least one year

Anyone found in the U.S. under the age of five, whose parentage cannot be determined, as long as proof of non-citizenship is not provided by age 21

Any one born outside the United States, if one parent is an alien and as long as the other parent is a citizen of the U.S. who lived in the U.S. for at least five years (with military and diplomatic service included in this time)

A final, historical condition: a person born before 5/24/1934 of an alien father and a U.S. citizen mother who has lived in the U.S.
Guess you missed the bill that passed the House of Representatives 378-0 last week that stated:

Quote:
"Whereas the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, was born in Hawaii?"
Does this mean that the House Republican's are also now a part of the conspiracy too? :1orglaugh

http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com...03/dumbass.jpg

ADG

d-null 08-02-2009 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16139485)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ace_luffy 08-02-2009 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16139537)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 08-02-2009 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16139715)
Leave it to Stinky to side with the nutjobs... :1orglaugh

Let's see, John McCain was born in Panama, yet he was eligible to be President. How can that be? Oh yes, because the law covers his situation.

And Obama? It's a moot point since Obama has already proven his citizenship, but even in the case that he was born in Kenya, he would still be a U.S. citizen, and eligible to be President of the United States...



Guess you missed the bill that passed the House of Representatives 378-0 last week that stated:



Does this mean that the House Republican's are also now a part of the conspiracy too? :1orglaugh

http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com...03/dumbass.jpg

ADG
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SoloGirlsContent 08-03-2009 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16139150)
Fake - There was no such thing as "The Republic of Kenya" until December 12, 1964
lol correct

Kenya was a Dominion the date this certificate was allegedly issued and would not become a republic for 8 months.


Mombasa belonged to Zanzibar when Obama was born, not Kenya.

Obama's father's village would be nearer to Nairobi, not Mombasa.

The number 47O44-- 47 is Obama's age when he became president, followed by the letter O (not a zero) followed by 44--he is the 44th president.

EF Lavender is a laundry detergent.


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