What's the most boring movie ever?
 

I got one for you "SOLARIS" I had to walk out of the theater.

thank you!

The watcher with kennu reeves...couldn't remember what it was about the day after I saw it...might be caused by something else tough! but I tought it was one damn boring movie...

My wifey went to Blockbuster and bought some cheap DVDs, one was 'The Heist' with Gene Hackman. I thought it came out not too long ago, and was wondering why she got the movie for $7. Well I saw it, and it was PURE CRAP.

I cant believe Gene didnt shelf that movie. Poor guy.

SO DONT SEE IT - and if ya did, you KNOW what Im talking about/

The Bridges of Madison Country

but man...

SOLARIS is so boring that its good.. I don't know how to explain it. If you can see it for free, go ahead.


:BangBang:

I started to watch Bridges of Madison County just because Clint Eastwood was in it. Needless to say, I never made it to the end. Although the promise of seeing Meryl Streep's tube sock tits flapping in the wind almost kept me there.

If you think the new 90 minute version is bad try the great 3 hour version. Twice as boring but good too.

I watched something called Altar Boys or something or other about a week ago and it was fucking awful. And no it wasn't a gay porn movie fuckers!

DH

Never Ending Story maybe its just me but man always hated that one

Ha, looks like someone else posted their dislike of Bridges of Madison County before I had the chance to hit submit.

There was a nude scene but it was definately a body double.

And 2001: A Space Odyssey-most boring movie ever.

I was jus thinking about the movie today. I loved that one - but I was like 6 years old when I saw it. Its not an adult movie IMO lololol

nothing even comes close it "Ishtar" on the boring meter...the most pointless, boring ever made.

The Royal Tennebaums (sp?)

I turned off half way through the movie cause it sucked so bad.

Sister Act, parts I and II

Sam I Am, what happened to you in your childhood that makes you not like 2001?? :winkwink:

man, kids today.... has to be an explosion every 30 seconds or you change the channel

Chariots of Fire

I see 2001 on the list.. it might be really slow but I can't see someone thinking it is boring. It is actually a sci-fi thriller if you think about it. Just a real slow thriller lol

Mafia

I actually really liked that movie...

for me, one of the most boring, miserable pieces of shit I ever sat through was "Titanic" other than Leo dying and Kate Winslet's breasts....

I also have problems sitting through "chick flicks"

give me some blood, boobs, explosions and monsters and I'm a happy guy...

Death to Smoochie.

Pret a Porter (Ready to Wear) stands out as the most dull movie I've seen in the last 10 years.

john travolta's battlefield earth sucks the big one. :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Excellent actors, but man.. was it boring.

Kevin Costners *Waterworld*

You sir, are correct

Lord of the Rings.

*yawn*

Solaris is not a fast-paced movie. If you had to walk out of it, stay away from French films, which tend to be high on talk, low on action.

I don't know how anyone could dislike Solaris, though. Even though the pace was slow, it was just so beautiful to look at.

Although I do love Die Hard (1st one only), I don't need explosions. But Stanley Kubrick can be painfully boring and weird i.e. 2001, Eyes Wide Shut, Clockwork Orange, and the last half of Full Metal Jacket

I hated the Crying Game. I mean its sooooo fucking boring and till this day, I refuse to watch a movie starring Forrest Whitaker. That crooked eye of his makes me go crazy! I cant concentrate on the movie cause I'm always looking at how fucked up he looks with that eye!

A.I.

Children of the Living Dead!

Gotta say that Battlefield Earth and Waterworld are both classified as two of the most boring movies ever. I can not think of a lot of movies i've hated as much as those, and god I have hated a lot:321GFY

The Majestic...
I didn't realize that this was going to be Jim Carrey's attempt at a STRAIGHT DRAMA

not one joke or attempt at humor...
my girl was into it
but I had to leave after 30 minutes

ok there are some bad movies listed above but I still think by far Contact with jodi foster was the longest and most boring movie of all time!

definately...with the talent behind that movie, it was a total disappointment...it broke the cardinal rule of a good bad movie....it was boring...


and battlefield Earth is one of my favorites....the acting is bad, the story is weak, but damned if it's not entertaining as hell.....

Eyes wide shut....fuuuccckkk that movie was so lame.

nah, its was at least entertaining at times. kidman naked, oh well.

Extreme Ops sucked.

kidman naked was like a kid naked...i guess i like to see some flesh. They only had one good part for about 10 or 15 minutes for a long drawn out movie of 3 hours...yawn

Cable Guy

No kidding man...I enjoyed the make up effects etc of some of the characters and have always tried to finish that movie...have begun to watch it numerous times...but NEVER have seen it to the end...I just have to move on.

Even Fast Times at Ridgemont High???

Last Year at Marienbad
A really good movie but you think you're going to grow old before it ends. And the movie keeps lapping itself and seems to start over a few times.

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The Blair Witch Project . . . total waste of time

Final Fantasy is the most boring movie I've ever seen..

Killer Bee Invasion.

Austin Powers - I laughed once, and that was at myself for not being able to predict a punchline...

insomnia. the irony of the title

Ali - I just couldn't keep my eyes open for this one.
I think I saw the first 5 minutes, and nodded off.

Monster Ball's

Okay the tits of Bondgirl Barry make it a bit cool to watch.. but the other 110min. are a total waste of time!