A little boy and a pedophile...
 

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."


:anon

Michael Jackson's best friend says, "Hey Michael, I'm starting to think you're a pedophile"

He replies, "gosh, that's a big word for an 8 year old!!!"