Silly Question ...
 

First off, Please excuse me because I'm High as a Giraffes Ass right about now but here goes.......

My dog lets out some of the most wicked smelliest farts you could imagine.

My Question is, "Why cant you hear a dog fart?", They always seem to come out Silent and Smelly!

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hahahaha

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They do make a sound, but it's reeeeeeeal quiet.

Put your head right up to his butt and you'll see what I mean.

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get boxers then

These dogs fart all the time and you can hear it, worse they STINK!

same here.

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its called SBD

silent but deadly ahah

What a way to spend an afternoon, reading about the sounds of Dog farts. I'm scared man, I really am!
ZoiNk

strap a microphone up to his ass. plug the motherfucker in and turn it up real loud.....

agreed

Its not just your dog mate, my cat does the same thing.

Silent but deadly doesn't even begin to describe it!

If cats and dogs farts smell this bad, I wonder what Wolves and Lions farts smell like?

My greyhound can clear a room in about 10 seconds. Shit, he could clear an arena in about 10 seconds!

Jak

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

They guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man shits on you!"

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My dog does that two, but occasionally he adds some noise to it to let me know ones coming. lol

because of their diet and most dogs don't have cheeks:)