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pornguy 07-27-2009 02:17 PM

NOW!! I have seen EVERYTHING! ( Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will )
 
Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that?s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that?s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body?s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn?t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn?t anal sex dirty? What?s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let?s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

?I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.?

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible?s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it?s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how ?The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,? indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman?s pride in her ?valley? (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: ?Draw me after you, let us make haste.? (Song of Solomon, 1:4)


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Honestly, Im speechless.

CaptainHowdy 07-27-2009 03:35 PM

Don't forget that God created the anus...

The Heron 07-27-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16112715)
Don't forget that God created the anus...

God created it but I destroyed it so I must be satan!!

Yngwie 07-27-2009 03:48 PM

wow! I don't even know what to say. haha

piskas 07-27-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16112715)
Don't forget that God created the anus...

hahaha :1orglaugh

Smiley 07-27-2009 03:56 PM

sig says it all

Eric 07-27-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiley (Post 16112805)
sig says it all

Yes it does!

flip.green 07-27-2009 04:10 PM

Meh, religion is no more dangerous than the act of thinking itself.

alias 07-27-2009 04:18 PM

Free your mind: http://demonchurch.com

Your ass may follow but it is up to you. Major problem of religion is the restriction of choice, even by proposing an alternate you are prescribing the "right way'.

Remember, "if you are doing it right, you are doing it wrong" ©

lofasz 07-27-2009 04:23 PM

I can just see at now...
 
"However, it?s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female."

So I'm standing at the pearly gates - "but the GFY board said it was ok" - so can I get in?

:thumbsup

Titan 07-27-2009 05:02 PM

Don't worry honey if I fuck your ass, you'll still have ur virginity, rofl

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-27-2009 09:22 PM

Let's praise god then!! :1orglaugh


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