*** Help *** Joke Needed ***
 

Something not too raunchy, short and funny would be perfect.

Thank you.

A blind guy comes into a seafood dealer and says "Hello Ladies!"

Horse walks into a bar .. bartender says hey pal ... why the long face .. ?.. horse says .. well fella, cause I'am a fucking horse ..that's why .. horses have long faces ..

Thanks guys...

Ok found one:

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

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