We are in the wrong business - 5 Hour energy sells 4 Million units per week - DAMN
 

You heard me right they sell 4 million of those little fuckin 5 hour energy shots every week, they sell for $2.50 so they must be pulling in a good $240 million per year if my numbers are correct. Crazy.

Yep... they really hit one out of the park with that.

I'll take a 100th of that plz. thx.

ive only had it twice... both times worked like a charm.

Too ashamed to ask what it is, so I'll go and google it...

better then ephedrine!

that stuff got me driving alone from WI to AZ in record time