Beware of Women!
 

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

shuttup woman!

i feed women a fat dick and split.

why is it when you feed a chick a good dick they will always come back to you even though she has a boyfriend and or husband, where does this fall?

I read that as no matter how much you give them they will always want more.

Jesus. Is it really necessary to post the inane chain letters that our most dimwitted family members won't stop sending on GFY, too?

women cant even cook anymore, i outcook every girl i have ever cooked with, and half these hoes want a baby because their favorite star has one. then the kid pops out and they want nothing to do with it so they toss it in daycare for half the day.

"give her a smile she will give you her heart"

more like feed her a good dick and she will fall in love with you.

give her a grope, she'll give you a lawyer

:winkwink:

give her nothing an live in peace

I like women but women don't like me...

wow, guys, so much negativity... please take a deep breath, cleanse your aura and think of all the good girlies out there who have treated you right. Positive thoughts will bring you positive girls :)

So by that logic......

give her ass a spatula and some eggs and she'll whip up an omelette?

works for me

lol haahah

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. Then she will give you non stop grief of how she birthed a child and expect you to work 3 jobs while she sits at home watching tv... i mean the baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. Then she will complain about the size of the home compared to what she thinks she deserves.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Then she will expect you to clean the entire house, cut the lawn, walk the dog and water the plants because she made dinner for you

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. Then she will want a ring that will cost more than your first car. If you can not provide her this expensive token of "love" she will go find some guy that will because expensive ring = more love.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. With the exception of your wallet. You give a woman a $20 bill to hold, be prepared to get less than a $1 change back in less than 30 seconds.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. They give men shit 24/7.

I win :thumbsup

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OMFG i almost fell out of my chair LOLLLLLLLLLZ noice! :1orglaugh

Hey Cazarina, I really want to believe that there are good girls out there that are still single, maybe outside the US there are, but inside the US, I just have never met one that fits the bill.. I give 110% and all I want out of women is a little bit of that back.. they dont have to give 110%.. I already gave up on 75%... I just once would like to see a girl take a chance... and give 50%.. The single ones never do... so I am done trying

EH.. oh well, thats life!

Truth..........

if she's toofless she might give you vd :winkwink:

seen to many normal sane men destroyed in every aspect in life because they really thought thats how it works, in the real world as of 2009 they give you a baby to secure themselves, they push you to buy a home so they at least have something when you dump em or they dump you, this positive thinking you are advising is nice when you it comes to lotto, but this is real life, be careful.

Now guys beware of those who will reply "My wife is the best thing that ever happened to me" in 99% of the cases it means shes standing over his shoulder as hes typing, or she checks GFY.