What can I do to pick up a girl?
 

ok, Fat Old bastard here.

Help

What can I do to pick up a girl?

any advise would help.

Take a shower?

I already took one this month.

then what?

Rub your hand in the groove between your scrotum and your leg and then lick it... if it smells or tastes funny... then you might want to think about having another shower and using soap this time.

change your panties

offer her money

Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over? :pimp

shhhhh, don't tell the trolls that.

by the way - LOVE what you've been doing with Claudia's site :thumbsup

Just ask lots of girls, it's a numbers game :)

Thanks brother. And I hope to see you in Vegas soon. :)

Hmmm cant help u there, girls was always picking me. :winkwink:
Yeahh.....yeahhh im a good looking. :1orglaugh

Drop your bank statement :thumbsup

Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
easier if you pick a skinny one.

Beated me to it Robbie :)

Say that you has a little time to spend here on earth because you got a blood bubble in the brain and she is one of the few girls that you can love 'till you die.

You can have sex with this! Good luck

i must agree, if you don't have nothing to offer them, then go on % game and you will win

Just say hi or hello.

yep:2 cents:

concentrate on core muscle building excercises.


use your legs when you attempt

dont lift with your back

Order one.

Move to Brazil. Dead serious.

:2 cents: ...

show her your cock that will help a lot!!!

i always found, be yourself, and girls who like you will definitely come to you. Don't try to just impress a chick and be someone you arent. I always acted the same around girls as I did any other time, not drooling over them and trying hard to get their pussy and what I found was, this very act made them attracted to me. However, Im a married man now and the hordes of women who crave the Fletch love must be pushed away ;)

Seriously? Study the art of seduction... look up some Seduction forums, there is really gold in there. Get some books - may people start with "the mystery method" - or for a riveting read, Neil Strauss' "The Game" is excellent.

But it's all about confidence, and capturing a woman's imagination.

Magic tricks.

be cool hit on all of them

http://www.picum.com/ggj/whatwomenwant.jpg

:upsidedow

get a case of beer and go to your nearest trailer park

It's up to what you looking for easy quick, maybe not quick, fuck or are you looking for new girlfriend.

Get the fuck it's easy just:2 cents:
The second is bit more harder, as Paul would say, just make the girl laugh.:1orglaugh
See where he got to?:winkwink:

Try my favorite pick up line... "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

Let me know if it works!

the question is how much money do you have?

its easy to pay for one then have to go through all the drama :2 cents:

in the long run, you end up paying more

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Tell them you've slept with over a thousand girls... This will up your pimp game

I walk up to them, hold my chloroform soaked handkerchief to their face and ask, "excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

They always stop to smell it and pass out.

Works like a charm.

As a old salesman taught me every no brings you closer to a yes.

http://outlet.isagenix.com/us/en/home.dhtml

start with this my man!

Was waiting on that. :1orglaugh

*cracks up*

Yeh... That.

mmmm, how about brushing Skufty's teeths? hehe

If you have a big willy walk down the street with it hanging out of your trousers or sign up to AFF :thumbsup