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  • sortie
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    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #1

    To, Too, Two!!!!!!!!!

    Example :

    I went to the store but it was too far by foot so I paid two dollars for a ride.


    GODDAMMIT!!!

















  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94189

    #2
    I'll take to...

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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Did you meet any chicks on the bus?

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      • justinsain
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        • Feb 2005
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        #4
        your absolutely write

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        • LeRoy
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          #5
          No car????
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          • Iron Fist
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            • Dec 2006
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            #6
            To vs. Too vs. Two Quiz
            i like waffles

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            • WebairMetz
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              • Jul 2009
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              #7
              Let it roll off of your shoulders. You're all good now....breathe.....


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              • mikeyddddd
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                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by justinsain
                your absolutely write


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                • borked
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                  #9
                  dessous et dessus - phonetically stupid opposing words that sound the same

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                  • sortie
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                    • Mar 2007
                    • 7771

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LeRoy
                    No car????
                    Ever lived in a city?

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                    • tranza
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                      #11
                      Things that only happen in English..hahaha
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • media
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 9853

                        #12
                        I hate that too..
                        I'm here for the violence!

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                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                          #13
                          your totally write with you're thread.

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                          • ProG
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 1319

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Killswitch
                            your totally write with you're thread.
                            i agree its nothing too loose you're mind about
                            History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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                            • Vicious_B
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                              • May 2008
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                              #15
                              I have messed up the to and too before. I am very aware that two is 2.
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                              • Twistys Tim
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                                • Apr 2008
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                                #16
                                Your & You're
                                Its & it's

                                People make two many mistakes when using these too examples.


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                                • CIVMatt
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                                  #17
                                  OMFG your - you're
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                                  • Tom_PM
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                                    #18
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                                    • Machete_
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                                      #19
                                      I took English lessons from Doridori

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                                      • sortie
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                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 7771

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 12clicksMichele
                                        I have messed up the to and too before. I am very aware that two is 2.
                                        Yeah, but I'll toe you're car if you don't suck my tow.

                                        How
                                        Now
                                        Cow
                                        Tow???

                                        Sew take that!

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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                          I'll take to...
                                          me TOO
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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68424

                                            #22
                                            i won't even try to list all the grammatical errors in this sentence-

                                            Originally posted by sortie
                                            I went to the store but it was too far by foot so I paid two dollars for a ride.

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                                            • just a punk
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                                              • Jun 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Wtf?
                                              Obey the Cowgod

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                                              • Itchy
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sharphead
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                                                • Vicious_B
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sortie
                                                  Yeah, but I'll toe you're car if you don't suck my tow.

                                                  How
                                                  Now
                                                  Cow
                                                  Tow???

                                                  Sew take that!
                                                  Don't be a looser!!
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                                                  • sortie
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                    i won't even try to list all the grammatical errors in this sentence-
                                                    Says the guy who can't find the shift key when starting a sentence that ends
                                                    with a hyphen.

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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 68424

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sortie
                                                      Says the guy who can't find the shift key when starting a sentence that ends
                                                      with a hyphen.
                                                      proving you do not know what a hyphen is for.

                                                      besides, i'm not the one starting a thread with all the

                                                      over something as trivial as to, too, two mixups on a message board.

                                                      the irony of your post is comical.


                                                      that is all.

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                                                      • Tom_PM
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                                                        #28
                                                        "should of" is the worst one for me. Should've, should have. Not should of. Please? ty
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                                                        • cwd
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                                                          #29
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • SilentKnight
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                                                              #31

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                                                              • mrwilson
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                                                                • Jul 2007
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                                                                #32
                                                                Congratulations!
                                                                You scored a 100%
                                                                You answered 11 of the 11 questions correctly.


                                                                I'm just lazy

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                                                                • sortie
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                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 7771

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                  proving you do not know what a hyphen is for.

                                                                  besides, i'm not the one starting a thread with all the

                                                                  over something as trivial as to, too, two mixups on a message board.

                                                                  the irony of your post is comical.


                                                                  that is all.
                                                                  The irony is that you don't realize that I'm complaining about all the ignorant fucks on this
                                                                  board that can't get it right, yet expect me to understand their post.

                                                                  I was trying to do it in a way as to not attack anyone directly. Idiot.

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                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                                    • 68424

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight


                                                                    love it!

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                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 68424

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sortie
                                                                      The irony is that you don't realize that I'm complaining about all the ignorant fucks on this
                                                                      board that can't get it right, yet expect me to understand their post.

                                                                      I was trying to do it in a way as to not attack anyone directly. Idiot.


                                                                      you sure have a short fuse.

                                                                      fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

                                                                      i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.

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                                                                      • C-Luv
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • sortie
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                          you sure have a short fuse.

                                                                          fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

                                                                          i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.
                                                                          Feel free to enjoy yourself in another thread imbecile.

                                                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen

                                                                          Originally posted by wikipedia
                                                                          The hyphen ( - ) is a punctuation mark. It is used both to join words and also to separate syllables of a single word. It is often confused with dashes ( ?, ?, ― ), which are longer and have different uses, and with the minus sign ( − ) which is also longer. The use of hyphens is called hyphenation.
                                                                          [edit] Examples of usage
                                                                          Some strong examples of semantic changes caused by the placement of hyphens:

                                                                          disease-causing poor nutrition, meaning poor nutrition that causes disease
                                                                          disease causing poor nutrition, meaning a disease that causes poor nutrition
                                                                          a man-eating shark is a shark that eats humans
                                                                          a man eating shark is a man who is eating shark meat
                                                                          a blue green sea is a contradiction
                                                                          a blue-green sea is a sea whose colour is somewhere between blue and green
                                                                          three-hundred-year-old trees are an indeterminate number of trees that are 300 years old.
                                                                          three hundred-year-old trees are three trees that are 100 years old.
                                                                          three hundred year-old trees are 300 trees that are 1 year old.
                                                                          three-hundred-year old trees are an indeterminate number of trees which started to be considered as "old", 300 years ago.
                                                                          Additional examples of proper use:

                                                                          text-only document or the document is text-only
                                                                          Detroit-based organization or the organization is Detroit-based
                                                                          state-of-the-art product or the product is state-of-the-art (but The state of the art is very advanced. with no hyphen)
                                                                          board-certified strategy or the strategy is board-certified
                                                                          thought-provoking argument or the argument is thought-provoking
                                                                          time-sensitive error or the error is time-sensitive
                                                                          case-sensitive password or the password is case-sensitive
                                                                          government-issued photo ID or the photo ID is government-issued (but ?is issued by the government with no hyphen.)
                                                                          light-gathering surface or the surface is light-gathering
                                                                          award-winning novel or the novel is award-winning (but, more likely, ?won an award with no hyphen)
                                                                          web-based encyclopedia or the encyclopedia is web-based
                                                                          fun-loving person or the person is fun-loving
                                                                          how to wire-transfer funds
                                                                          how to tax-plan
                                                                          advertising-supported service or service is advertising-supported (but, better, ?is supported by advertising with no hyphen.)
                                                                          Rudolph Giuliani is an Italian-American (but see hyphenated American)
                                                                          list of China-related topics ?list of topics is China-related (but ?related to China with no hyphen)
                                                                          out-of-body experience
                                                                          near-death experience
                                                                          in surnames, for example Dominique Strauss-Kahn
                                                                          Note, though, that many authoritative sources, such as the Chicago Manual of Style, recommend writing commonplace compounds open (i.e., without hyphen) when they appear after the noun they modify and when they are used adverbially. Thus

                                                                          She always wears out-of-date clothes.
                                                                          but

                                                                          Her wardrobe is out of date.
                                                                          Similarly, for the adverbial use compare

                                                                          The hand-to-hand combat was frightful.
                                                                          and

                                                                          They fought hand to hand in repulsing the attack.

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                                                                          • sortie
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                            you sure have a short fuse.

                                                                            fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

                                                                            i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.

                                                                            When "i" is used as a pronoun you need to use the shift key to type "I".

                                                                            You are the one this thread was directed at evidently.

                                                                            I thought I pointed that out to you already but it just flew over your fishnet sieve of
                                                                            a cranium.
                                                                            Last edited by sortie; 07-16-2009, 10:45 AM.

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                                                                            • Chosen
                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nice thread

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                                                                              • LeRoy
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sortie
                                                                                Ever lived in a city?
                                                                                Does LA count???
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                                                                                • sortie
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                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                  • 7771

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                                  Does LA count???
                                                                                  No, not really. Lived there myself.

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                                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                                                    • 68424

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    tbh-

                                                                                    i don't have the slightest idea if there's a grammatical in your example sentence or not, nor wtf a hyphen is used for, or where a preposition goes.

                                                                                    when it comes to posts on a message board, fact is, it's more important to carry on a written convo in real time than it is to worry about capitalizing an i or making sure the post follows the rules on english

                                                                                    i just posted to have some fun, i figured you were the sort to take the bait. you proved me right and i enjoyed myself

                                                                                    good times!




                                                                                    it's like shooting fish in a barrel around here.

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                                                                                    • sortie
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                                                                                      • Mar 2007
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                      tbh-

                                                                                      i don't have the slightest idea if there's a grammatical in your example sentence or not, nor wtf a hyphen is used for, or where a preposition goes.

                                                                                      when it comes to posts on a message board, fact is, it's more important to carry on a written convo in real time than it is to worry about capitalizing an i or making sure the post follows the rules on english

                                                                                      i just posted to have some fun, i figured you were the sort to take the bait. you proved me right and i enjoyed myself

                                                                                      good times!




                                                                                      it's like shooting fish in a barrel around here.
                                                                                      It's more like drowning in one's own arrogance despite one's ignorance in your case though.

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                                                                                      • Bridgette
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                                                                                        #44
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