Warning: Do Not Touch your Pipi After Hand Sanitizer!!!!!!!
 

Fuckkkkkkkkk! :2 cents:
The pain is worst than if I had Jalapeños!

at least your "pipi" is now sanitized. haha

Just spray a little after shave over the pipi
and you'll be fine :)

pour some Mtn Dew on it...

Yellow #5 kills all

the ghost of Jalapeno past is in your asssssss :GFYBand

In other News :

If your date eats a slice of pizza covered with that crushed red pepper then cancel the blowjob.

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I've never felt pain like this!!!!!!

Try rubbing it on your balls and come back with a report for us. Better yet video tape it and upload it to youtube.

if you think that's bad -- shave your head and then apply generous portions of ben-gay to your baldness ...

LMAO - were you trying to ensure your hands were clean before touching yourself? I guess that's one way of having safe sex. LOL

Girl! You hit the Target!

After coming from dive bar we both realized it was a dirty place....Even though we did dirty stuff at the house......:1orglaugh
:Oh crap

hmm... I knew that was going to happen. I said it as a joke but somehow I knew giving hand sanitizers in a bottle that looked like lub wasn't going to work. LOL! At least I know.. you're 99% germ free.

Sure you have

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That sucks man. Just have 14 or 15 jager shots and you'll be just fine

the thing is I felt the pain at level 7 intoxication.

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Hey! you can't :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Hand Sanitizer is not a replacement for vaseline.
WG

Damn I know I'm weird lol I love taken Dial hand sanitizer to my balls and dick after sex it burns as much as rubbing alcohol lol!

Thanks for sharing

Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer :2 cents:

I treated myself to some cookies and cream ice cream today...

You have mutilated dick, don't you (aka circumcised)

I did something dumb with Sanitizer when I tried to peel off that little protective tab with my mouth, and a little bit got on my lips and tongue.

I was sticking my lips in ice water for 20 minutes, and drinking milk the rest of the day.

Oh dude... I convinced a friend of mine to replace her roommate's lube with hand sanitizer. I wish I could have been there to hear the yelling.

On a semi-related note, do not spray Axe bodyspray on your bunghole. Just sayin'...

who again was the hero who put icy hot on his dick? and wasn't there a video?

hmm i think your junk only hurts if it has an STD to fight

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I gave an old boyfriend a handjob with icy hot once.

OH WOW.. 1000 posts.. big deal...

sounds like a classic case of alcohol on an open wound.. good luck

Ok, thanks for the tip.

Just spank it few times!

It can be.. but you gotta be really fast! :2 cents:

oh god... :Oh crap

Yes, you're a little crazy, but that's not news, is it? How is your "pipi" doing?

Maybe it's that open herpes blister that's stinging?

LMFAO - good to know mate! Feel free to give more details on the dirty things you did. hahaha

Wtf you mean that hand sanitizer didn't work? It worked just fine....for one the first times ever I came back from Vegas with no sickness.LOL

Ooooooohhhh ooowwwww!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And this from someone who only last week told me they had cut out drinking. I call BS. Its not your fucking PeePee you need to worry about its your liver

If you put hand sanitizer on your dick and then get a blowjob, the girl will get a pretty nasty throat infection.

Don't ask how I know.

never had such a problem

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your pipi is dead :)

I will throw hand sanatizer on my cock after barebacking a random chick. I like the pain, that means you know its working :)

I hope your pipi is feeling better!!!