Shouting obscene / sexual language in offices / boardrooms
 

So, do you think it's acceptable?

Imagine there is a boardroom meeting going on and a woman says "I'll suck your cock" in front of everybody.

Or, imagine there is about 7 people waiting for interviews in an office building. A man sighs, because it's so boring. The secretary shouts "I love that sigh, fuck me!", and then runs out to see who made that sigh.

Or, Imagine there is a man walking past a restaraunt. Woman screams "lick my pussy!". Some guy inside the restaraunt says, "That walker just smiled. He'll never go to that restaraunt again!"

Or, what if the president of a company wants an employee to invite a bunch of strippers into the board room?

Please share your drugs.

This shit actually happened.

Also, would it be a successful reality show: something like softcore sex in the office place or dirty talking in the office place.

I second that... :thumbsup:1orglaugh

Here's more:


A man went to a strip club and has been with like 20 female strippers. Then he walks around on the street and everybody calls him gay, because they are so jealous. Man goes on a crusade to prove that he's not gay, and then he goes back to the strip club and the strippers themselves call him gay. The most possible straight man alive now gets called gay by completely everybody, so he contemplates suicide, but never commits suicide. He also notices that every workplace he goes to will call him gay. Especially his bosses, because they are so jealous. Sometime after, man visits Holocaust memorial site to honour the victims. Then he goes to the closest store to buy a pack of smokes. A police officer notices some jews walking by the man, so he runs up to them and says, "He's a psych. He wants to kill jews. It's ok!" Jews are in horror, they stand in one spot for a while, then walk away. Man keeps walking down the street. A bunch of jews follow him and say, "He really does want to kill jews!!". After that they hesitate for a while, and they go run and hide in their homes. Man keeps walking on the street. Some Rastas are passing by him. One Rasta says, "He's trying to prove that he's got higher IQ! I'll teach him a lesson!". He takes off his belt. A bunch of people scream, "he's gonna hit him with his belt!". Man goes up to the Rasta and borrows a lighter to light his cigarette. Rasta walks away, man sits in his spot and smokes a smoke. People scream, "He's ET! He took his spot!". Then he keeps walking around like he's not scared, so people start to think he has a gun on him, even though he has no gun. He keeps walking, people start calling him Hitler. He walks into a club of some kind. He hears music in the club singing, "He's like Dr. Evil. He's like Hitler in the night!" A woman says to him, "I'll give you $100". Another woman says, "Suck my cock" (must have been a transvestite). He walked a long way on Bathurst street. He walks into a subway, and hears the announcer say, "He's the bathurst king." The man decided to be kind of like the "Young King", so he decided to walk on Yonge Street. He passes by a funeral home, and walks up to the door to check the schedule, then he keeps walking. A man says, "Oh, I know, his father must have died." Everybody starts feeling sorry for him. Next day, man walks into an office place kind and looks at a fat guy kind of like that guy is a down syndrome fag. And then the fat guy says, "I'm not down! I'm not gay!", and laughs. Later on the man notices that that fat guy actually has on of the biggest offices in the building and he constantly walks around calling everybody gay and down. Soon after the man also discovers that he has psyhic abilities, and mind reading abilities. Some of these events may be in the wrong chronological order.