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MetaMan 07-06-2009 07:17 PM

ALPHA fuckin MALE
 
LOOK im a fuckin ALPHA FRIGGIN MALE and YOU...... YOU ARE NOT!

women see me and think "i want to fuck this alpha make lookin mutha fucka because i know he has a big cock"

women see you and they are like "i want to take this loser for all his money maybe pop out a kid with him so i can take all his money"

you see just like in nature there is an alpha male then the token "bitch" animals. you are the token "bitch" animal. MAYBE one women will come to you then use you to take care of the kid while she is out banging a HOT mofo like me.

this is why some of you fools need to step up your game and stop bein mister "ooo baby i love you i will massage your feet" FUCK THAT, be a man and women wont walk all over you. they will walk to you.

i get THE HOTTEST chicks because i am a REAL MAN.

you dont know how many chicks tell me their dudes are total fucking losers.

SALUTE BITCH ANIMALS :warning

Jman 07-06-2009 07:19 PM

Oui oui!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicky 07-06-2009 07:19 PM

Ask AlphaSky, she might need an Alpha Male. ^^

MetaMan 07-06-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16036857)
Oui oui!!!!!!!!!!!

guys will be byin their chicks flowers and i will be lickin a chicks ass and then stuffin her wide. wtf do you think she prefers?

you think a chick that gets fucked properly gives a fuck about flowers hell no.

do yourself a favor people step up and be a man tonight in bed and fuck the shit out of your girl.

and if she plays that "o what are you doing honey i dont like this lets cuddle" u tell her "WOMAN YOU TAKE THIS DICK HARD"

every chick wants to be pounded so you step up to the plate and fuckin POUND HER, this will save your marriage/relationship.

this is FREE advice and none of you people want to take it!

MetaMan 07-06-2009 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16036860)
Ask AlphaSky, she might need an Alpha Male. ^^

TELL HER TO GET IN FUCKIN LINE!

this dick is like a 3rd pole on the earth bitches hold up their compass and it point to my fucking location.

Nicky 07-06-2009 07:40 PM

You been drinking on a Monday? ;)

Farang 07-06-2009 07:45 PM

Asian ladies love my massive European cock :pimp

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2009 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16036909)
You been drinking on a Monday? ;)

Prussian blood runs through MetaMan's veins...

MetaMan 07-06-2009 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16036921)
Prussian blood runs through MetaMan's veins...

STRAIGHT UKRAINIAN!

and no i havent been drinking!

i wish i was slammed but im working away like a friggin bee because i enjoy hustling.

the weekends are for bottle popping, even then i am getting tired of it, i think i am back in my travel mode, i just feel like sitting on a beach with my laptop and a jack n coke and watching pussy walk by and hootin and hollerin like a black guy.


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