The Big Clean aka Parents Are Coming
 

Ugh! So my parents are coming and staying for 2 weeks to help hubby take care of me after surgery...

I'm excited they're coming.. but this is the first time they'll see the house I built... and I'm the baby.. so it's important for me that it's perfect..

one problem?

I am SOOOOOOO disorganized... not to mention I probably have the biggest SmartWater water bottle collection in the world... AND 3 dogs and a cat...

I HATE last minute cleaning.. but I swear.. tomorrow I will be taking a tooth brush to the toilet... and shimmying on a towel to do the baseboards...

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before I call the lawn dudes' wife for her cleaning service? haha

I hate last minute cleaning.. but it's like this every time...

I failed wife boot camp apparently... when it comes to household duties.

I just hire some older strippers to clean my house when I need it.

I told hubby I wanted to hire some big tit topless cleaner chicks..
but that didn't go over too well with him.. since he's working all week and I'd be home alone.. haha

Plus I'm embarassed about my dirty clothes being everywhere.. and water bottles everywhere ya turn..
I REALLLLLLLLLY suck at cleaning..


Like I don't have gross shit like food growing or anything.. just very cluttered/disorganized/dusty..

No panic call some of your friends to help you and everything will be ok

Strippers don't care. Most of the guys they clean for are total slobs that don't have girlfriends. They always tell me I'm the cleanest guy they work for though.

it's getting better when you get older - i am the best example. when i remember my first apartment... oh my, there were times when i hardly could step anywhere and flies were attacking me. nowadays you can nearly operate on my floor. i have a cleaning lady sometimes, but if i want it really clean i need to do it myself

one time my mom came to visit me during a webmaster access show and I i forgot about all the drug stuff laying around my apt so I made her wait outside while I cleaned up.

I used to host porn chicks here at my place, sometimes for one or two weeks at a time. It got real old real fast! 99% of girls in the adult industry are TOTAL LAZY SLOBS! Most chose to do porn because McDonalds was too much work for them! Porn doesn't require specific hours or intelligent responsibility, so it is very attractive to the laziest of the lazy.

Well I'm opposite of that with my business ethics... many days Im designing, marketing, doing calls, paying, running numbers, blogging.. for 15+ hour days...

I just suck at cleaning..

Both bathrooms are complete... make up organized.. bedroom floor is 100% visible.. all water bottles thrown away...

Tonight will be living room, dusting, picking up... and organzing all the shit in the kitchen that's just sitting pretty on the counter tops.. it'll be put away in the pantry/cabinets...