Just had some mormons knock on my door
 

I told them I'd consider it if they brought back polygamy.

They didn't think that was very funny.

Shame they left, I was going to invite them in and let them do their spiel while I worked on rendering these facials videos. :1orglaugh

next time open the door naked

that shits funny

too funny

i hear if you ask them to help you do some chores they have to help

so if you were about to paint a room..or something they have to help you

Ask them if their space aliens are cooler than the ones the Scientologists have.

That tends to irk them.

Mormon porn rocks.

Yeah I usually get into a tiff with them about the captializm of religion

next time DO invite them in!

I was walking around a lake by my house with the dogs the other day and got cornered by 2 mormon missionaries in the middle of the woods lol. I just said I wasn't interested and kept walking. But the things that popped in my head after that makes me wish I would have talked to them while i had THEM trapped lol..

It must be "recruitment" season for the mormons?

I never heard that, but I'm definitely going to try it next time they show up at my door. I always enjoy messing with those guys.

Hard to do with them, since they have no paid clergy.

Mormon missions start the summer of their 19th year I believe. So they're probably out and about more right now because they're just getting started in a new area.

Also, sadly, people are more receptive to religion in tough economic times. :2 cents: