I'll answer any question you have tonight with the intent of buggering up your biz.
 

I'm always a wealth of information so anything you ask me on THIS thread I'll answer, but with the intent of destroying any hope you have of continuing in this business.

you jsut want the dvd player

what kind of food should elite webmasters eat?

What would you do if the mafia was going to chop off your unit unless you pay them 600k?

How should I tell my wife I'd rather masturbate to
Tawnee than have sex with her?

food - why would you want to provide food for freeloaders?

buy a dress

simple - print off a pic of Tawnee and show it to your wife. Tell her that unless she makes some serious moves towards looking like Tawnee you will cut her off from sex with you.

how can I sell more pills?... its not going very well and I fear the 9-5

How can i be just like you, Sleazy?

:helpme

I need to start getting signups, making $0 per period isn't good anymore.. any tips?

talk to local street thug drug dealers and have them do a double sell with their illegial drugs to kids as a front for pushing their illegial drugs.

I never got my dvd player over the hunting thread.

eat lots and move little

Why do you dislike me so much?

What should I do to trash my hosting company? I am tired of this game anyways and I have to admit, this thread made me laugh once already :)

email and phone any sponser program that you send more than 5 hits to and call them fucking theives for not properly crediting you for the incredibly productive hit bot traffic you sent to them. They usually like that soo much that within a fews days you'll be RAKING in the sales all over the place.

Why wasn't I raped by you and Aaron in Las Vegas?

Does that mean there is hope for me in this business afterall?

you didn't get a lot of things..........

I was going to register sleazydreamstorygalleries.com. Is this a wise investment? And will you trade links with me?

what about when they see i didn't even make galleries?

cause I love you.

it was the drugs we gave you, you just don't remember it.

lmao

send HUGE hitbot traffic to them and overload their server and when they send you the bill for $20,000 pay it and laugh as you leave saying if they weren't such idiots you'd be paying that bill every month for the rest of time.

yes that is a VERY wise investment. I totally recommend you do it. (Read my first post.)

Where can i find the best tranny traffic?

playboy.com

Thanks, I'll get right on that. I think I might add the words "thehun" in there too to help in the search engines.

:thumbsup

Would you recommend branding a site with a person's name ? Or just stick with the URL ?

screw branding a site with your name, go all the way and brand your forehead with a tatoo of your name in a cool fancy font.

Which font ?

the word buggering is funny

Comic Sans MS

What are you getting me for Christmas?

Don't make me ruin the Surprise!

Um, does the surprise have a pulse?

down babe, we'll have plenty of time for that again in Vegas at internext.

Is it worth is to buy gallery spots on sleazydream.com? (for someone who's able to make a profit for Hun spots and others)

How much did your daddy pay for the GHB?

worst traffic on the net. I'm only able to pay my bandwidth bill casue I steal my daddy's credit card.

what's a GHB?

What kind of weapon do you recommend to intimidate people during major drug transactions

Depends on how major

well I find that a swiss army knife really makes people uneasy and respect you more. - esp when you hold it with the cork screw out in an agrressive pose ready to strike.

:1orglaugh

A wise man once told me that the secret of life lies in the answer to why the chicken crossed the road.

For the love of Christ, please tell me, why did the chicken cross that fucking road?

are you kidding? if not, its like a daterape drug...

If i get invited to your party, can I bring a date? I mean a female, this time.

shemp

Sleazy,

I don't feel I'm contributing my fair share of free porn to the internet. I'm at a loss.

There are only so many "Public Domain" pictures out there that I can find to give away.

Any suggestions?