It's the rapture I tell you
 

It's happening right now this very second all around us.

The winners are being called to their father to remove them from harms way so that the evil may be purged from his realm. This is evidenced by the recent mass deaths of our beloved celebrities.

It is not too late for you! Repent! Redeem yourselves!

Remove your galleries. Shut down your sites. Transfer your domains to [email protected]! Pray Pray Pray!

And you may have your chance at salvation.







(If you missed it, the most important step was transferring your domains, if you do nothing else about this at least do that and you may have some hope)

This has been your mandatory Sunday morning salvation message. We now return you to your normally scheduled shit.

Thank you for your attention.

I need to take a dump.

Thanks for the info! Bump for the win!

only the falconer can save us now

o you said rapture

we're fucked

oh yeah the falconer couldnt save us from raptors either


ahhhh


may be it needs more cowbell

i love that song and agree!

reminds me of bioshock

Fools and Sinners All!

Repent I tell you. Repent or be damned to Hell forever.

Shut down your sites. Kill your galleries. Go to church.

And transfer your domains away so your name is no longer tainted with the evil that you dispense.

Transfer all your domains to [email protected]! (GoDaddy user IWillSaveYou)








One note: Before you transfer it renew the damn thing. Have 10 sinners that used free pushes on domains that are gonna expire in a few days. Fucking around like that will only lead to eternal damnation.


Trust me. :thumbsup