my favorite spam
 

toner cartridges
business proposal from South Africa
traffic magnet
first bank of Nigeria

what's your favorite spam?

I've been getting spam from a septic tank business..

:BangBang:

the same porn site.....every fickin' day.

Ha! I've been getting this one, too. It started a few months ago and seems to have stopped, now. It's so fucking WEIRD to get septic tank spam.

My other favorite is one I get that with the subject
"Legitimate Business Proposal"

Sure.

SpaceAce

The worst spam...

1. Those damn ICQ chatbots.

2. Spam that might be real email ("From" is the name of a friend, subject ambiguous.)

3. Breast enlargement-- Mine are getting big enough thanks to all the pies.

4. Any other spam that doesn't apply to me... Like "US Homeowner", "Mortgage".

5. Porn spam-- I run porn sites for cheesus sake! Special mention goes to Incest, Beast, Kiddie, and other nasty sites.

At this moment the "do you want to test our new browser" icq spam, i just LOVE that one, pops 5 times a day.

Trafficmagnet is a good 2nd place.

3rd place is Dugmor...Actually got me to sign up and push his site just to put a stop on his daily icq spam.

... spam that tries to sell spam-protection? ;) gotta love that.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Ohhh, the irony.

spam that sells spam

I like very much those from Nigeria and other African states offering you to help them transport $1500000000(example) overseas. I'm receiving three spams like this a week.
I have heard something about it. They send you some money and then steals everything you've got. DOes anybody knows how they do it?
I hate also porn selling spams(because I'm an adult webmaster) and celluar phone selling spams(because I own cellphone e-shop). These ones I forward to state advertising regulators.

My favorite one is, the one asking me if I wanna get into the Porn biz and they will show me how to make millions...lmao

"An European sponsor expanding!
Get paid $35 per FREE trial!!!

On-line since 1995, paying on time!
Real live sex feeds from Amsterdam -> very high conversions, also with US traffic!

Highest paying dialer -> Very high conversions with asian traffic!

Give them a try!"

Yeah I'm bored :thumbsup

pop-ups selling pop-up protection...

mortgage..credit repair...the bank of nigeria,
(sure send me 18 mill...lol), the list goes on

Yanno whats the ulimate spam?

When someone fucking idoit spams you with your own affiate program.

Easy way to catch spammers and cheaters...lol

i recently got one offering to purchase aquapark for $30mln or so :)

Anything from [email protected]

I get stuff from U.S customs every month, i had to pay duty and they grabbed my email address from the online form, fuckers!

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The spam I got from the illuminati order asking me to join...

Right now I'm getting superbombarded with "grant money offer" spam, each time sent from a different, unique sounding, theoretically possible person's name. i also like the color usage.

My personal favourite has to do with colon cleanliness. As if I have time to clean my colon.

no spam for me :thumbsup

I'm just a little peeved. I don't need to mortgage my huge penis using an international driver's license or clean out my Nigerian colon with a cellphone!

Who are these fuckwads anyway? And why don't they buy my content?

I'm not sure how the Nigerian scam works, but I know that they ask you to open a bank account and deposit a few thousands in it so the account will look serious so that they can transfer the "millions" there. Of course, you end up losing what you deposited in the account.

You should filter all common spam into an autoresponder, spam your content back at them :thumbsup