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BVF 11-30-2002 12:10 PM

why you need to take your ass to the doctor and quit bullshittin
 
Dude gets an ingrown hair. It gets infected, now he has a boil. Ought to go to the doc and get it lanced, but he doesn't. Weeks pass. The boil grows, eroding downward toward his skull. Ought to go to the hospital in a jiffy, but he doesn't. Weeks pass. The infection reaches his skull. Bone, once infected, presents little barrier to spread of infection to contiguous bone, and so it spreads within his skull. Ought to spend a good long time in the hospital, but he doesn't. The bone dies, and begins to erode. Weeks pass. At some point, the smell attracts flies, which begin to lay eggs in his festering wound, and maggots take hold. Weeks pass. The infection breaches the inner layer of his skull, and reaches the meninges. Weeks pass. Though their tensile strength is impressive, the meninges are quite thin, and the infection breaches them. Now, infection and maggots set to work on his brain. Your brain just isn't supposed to be on your outside, and presents almost no barrier to anything when exposed. Infection and maggots get to work on his brain. This makes him feel a little wobbly on his feet, and so, what do you know, he decides to see the doctor. He walks in to the Stanford ER, where these photos were taken, just as you see him here.

http://www.clockstrikes.com/eroded1.jpg
http://www.clockstrikes.com/eroded2.jpg

Cohen 11-30-2002 12:13 PM

AASSSHHOLLEEEE!!!

you could at least show us the respect and warn about it in the Subject.

Mutt 11-30-2002 12:23 PM

OMG


anybody think this is for real?

can you live with your brain outside the skull? did they push his brains back in and put some kind of steel plate and sew the skin together?

i was watching some educational/medical channel and they had some guy getting a hair transplant, not those plugs you see on all over, it was bizarre, they put some kind of balloon or something under the skin of this guy's skull and expand it, i mean REALLY expand it, your head looks monstrous, the top of your head is like a huge balloon, and the guy lives like this for months while his skin stretches, the effect is that the side parts of your head where you have hair stretches so it covers the top of your head.
End result looked ok but no better than hair plugs.

well, these images are going to stay with me for a good long while.

thank you very much

KRL 11-30-2002 12:26 PM

Yeh, I agree, I was just about to eat lunch. Fuck put a link if you want, if you're into this kind of crud photography, but do us all a favor and don't pop it in like this.

gothweb 11-30-2002 12:27 PM

Eww.

More likely those are photos of a body found quite a bit too late. :(

Jakke PNG 11-30-2002 12:29 PM

That's nasty.. maybe I should indeed see a doctor too. I have similar condition.

[Labret] 11-30-2002 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Eww.

More likely those are photos of a body found quite a bit too late. :(

Why would they be giving a dead body oxygen?

asuna 11-30-2002 01:27 PM

my pizza pockets are in the garbage now asshole

Spoonie Luv 11-30-2002 01:36 PM

those are some awesome fucking pics :thumbsup

baddog 11-30-2002 06:08 PM

that reminds me, has anyone tried monkey brains?

Bobo 11-30-2002 06:40 PM

lol when will those photoshop junkies quit!

evildick 11-30-2002 08:48 PM

When you see what looks like maggots on a living body in a medical environment it is because they placed them there on purpose in order to eat the dead tissue.

This prevents gangrene and further infection. Apparently they just eat the dead tissue and leave the healthy stuff alone.

It's not because they let themselve rot so bad that flies planted their larvae in the wound. Although that would be bad ass.

mastamindz 11-30-2002 09:04 PM

damn, I had an ingrown nipple hair. I dont think I will be plucking the fuckers anymore.

Fletch XXX 11-30-2002 09:16 PM

id fuck it.

pink_in_the_middle 11-30-2002 09:18 PM

Oh man thats just sick...:helpme
Really the first pic I could handle but the second...F**K NO !!!!

Please post a warning/caution next time you want to post something like that....PLEASE !!!!

wouncie 11-30-2002 09:38 PM

Whoa!:(

boneprone 12-01-2002 05:20 AM

WHen I get old, ill probably have crabs on my brain

marcu5 12-01-2002 08:24 AM

ty for using my bandwidth :BangBang:


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