Spider in my house, WTF is it???
 

Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!! :1orglaugh

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!! :mad:

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

http://lorynslounge.com/spider1.jpg

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

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yuck creepy looking, no idea what it is.

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

wolf spider, not poisonous

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

yeah looks like wolf spider

dying w0lf spider l0st his ass part

Yepper, I get those in my house too. They look scary! But I guess they are harmless. They still scare the fuck out of me though.

Does not look like one to me. Here is the pic of one from Wikipedia. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...use-2-edit.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider:thumbsup

I love you I hope someone is blowing you right now!!! :1orglaugh

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

You too!!! hehe

I don't have a problem with bugs as my kitty eats em up

they are pussies .. what were u expecting? :upsidedow:winkwink:

Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

not yet but hopefully before the night is over :winkwink:

you and me both.. Poisonous or not they must all die.

Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

Ahhhhhh....a little political humor on a Friday night...

Matt

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Now the little libby spider doesn't deserve to die for coming in my house, unless the little libby spider bites me, then I BLOW HIM THE FUCK AWAY!!! :mad:

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Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Tell her your latest girlfriend told you that she needs too suck your dick until her jaw hurts, or your explode in her mouth, which ever comes first!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good to know, thank you, I couldn't tell from the pics on the net!!! :)

As long as it is not poisonous I am okay with that!!! :thumbsup

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

i would have cried like a baby and had someone come over to kill it. yikes.

Kitties need a spankin'!!! haha

Love your avatar!!! :Graucho

cook it till its crunchy..

You know, I feel bad now!!! :( if I knew it was a wolfy spider I would have scooped him up on a piece of paper and put him outside to eat bugs!!! :disgust

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!! :1orglaugh

Is that a Mexican thing???

Scary stuff, Loryn! Yikes!

Ahahahahah poor you... I could walk around with my cats in my hands like guns and they GRAB and eat the friggin flies and spiders out of thin air!

But you're better off with spiders... natural enemies to cockroaches so if you have 'em, your roach motel will keep that vacancy sign on full time...

[and I don't know what that fucking thing is but its scary as hell]

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yes if you get those things they wait until you are sleeping then jump onto you, crawl around in your hair for a bit then bite you. you should call an exterminator.

It looks scary, is it going to eat the pubes it is standing on top of?

Thats exactly what my cat does. For hours! Its semi entertaining for me, too. (does that make me sadistic? heh)

i like your style :winkwink: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you have more chance of dying from a fucking north korean missile strike than a spider bite

Yep its a wolf spider, its common here and they can get pretty big. Creepy but not dangerous at all.

You dont have to worry about a brown recluse in Nevada, just the black widows and the less dangerous desert recluse which looks like this:

http://www.bugshutterbug.com/images/...cluse2_500.jpg

that's a Bulgarian "needlenosed" gland leecher

that doesn't look tasty

damn that is one spider i don't like to meet. i am not afraid of them at all. but they are just so ugly. My cats would have field trip with a spider like that. They are still young so the change for the spider to escape is great. Got to train my cats better. lol

Holy shit !!!!! :party-smi

I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

What a beautiful creature!

Nooooooooo..:(
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dear god that thing is fucking scary

Just a spider, I have some around but they don't bite me.

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Is that desert one the one that gives off a numbing substance when it bites you? I've heard the guys in Iraq and Afghanistan have to be careful of them - apparently they get you while you sleep, eat away at you from the foot upwards and, because of the numbing substance, you don't feel a thing. Then you wake up in the morning with half a leg or something! :Oh crap

you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

now watch for karma biting you in the ass.

Exactly what I would do. If the market was better I'd put the house up for sale lol

If I ever saw something like that in my house I would

a. shit myself

b. go all Jack Bauer on it with a baseball bat, chair, giant can of RAID, or anything else within reach.

(not necessarily in that order) (in fact I might shit myself twice) (once before going all Jack Bauer, and once after)


Luckily I have electronic devices installed in every level of my home that emits a signal that drives such critters away and keeps them from entering the premises.

good ole wolf spiders. We get them in the fall quite often when the come in from the fields close to our house.