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Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 06:13 AM

I "mrfrisky" was hired by PLAYBOY last night!!! (pics inside too)
 
Yah!

After a personal invitation from the boardking Eric i received the ticket to fly to his villa.
Where we got served cold sugarwater by (whom i think was ice, and a girl which ice called his "sidekick") I got a job offer to takeover erics life.

My job: Sip martinis and watch the temperature of the pool so it wouldnt go over 26 degrees celcius.

Location: Playboy Villa - Martinique.

Now... I dont know how the hell this all got into my brains, but it was the most vivid dream i have ever had. I even sold all my projects and left my family to go and live there permantly: Checking the thermometer like a mad scientist.

Then a HUGE ass lightning struck a house across the street and i was fully awake. Asked my girlfriend why the hell she wasnt backing me up watching the pools temperature instead of just laying in the bed while it was my shift to sleep and hers to watch.

She told me to fuck off and go to sleep.

Which I obviously couldnt anymore. I had to get up and check if i REALLY REALLY wasnt on the bounty island anymore. THATS how vivid this dream was.

Thats all.
/Dream busted, live goes on mode.

Ps. now i remember, there was a 4th person there. A blue moderator name hovering above his head as if he was a WoW character. Cannot remember who that should have been though.

Oh and to picture it a bit:

http://www.thelocal.de/articleImages/11127.jpg

That was about the view i remember, no shit.

Neon Dollars Daniel 06-16-2009 06:25 AM

Damn that lightning... or ride it! :upsidedow

pornguy 06-16-2009 06:25 AM

hahahhahahaha.. Lucky man Lucky man

Chicks Delivery 06-16-2009 06:29 AM

Where are the PICS?

SilentKnight 06-16-2009 06:31 AM

Must be some good under-the-counter pharmaceuticals. :thumbsup

Si 06-16-2009 06:45 AM

:1orglaugh

I think you had one to many of them martinis

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 06:51 AM

I have not been drinking that day, and i never did any drugs ever. So that wouldnt be why i had this weird dream :)

What might be the thing to it is: I participated in a huge soccer event, played 7 games into the quarter finals. And the key is, i only run once a year. So imagine me having tunnel vision after 5 minutes, not even talking about what i was like after 7 games.

Iron Fist 06-16-2009 07:13 AM

It's definitely a sign... of what.. well I don't know.

StaceyJo 06-16-2009 07:16 AM

More pics please. :D

Nicky 06-16-2009 07:21 AM

I dreamed I performed an 81kg meth deal last night. We got raided cause one of the guy's was a undercover cop. I got 12 years jail here in Sweden.

I have never sold a drug in my entire life, as a matter of fact the strongest I've done is smoked weed a couple of times.

I was kinda sweaty when I woke up.

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15964813)
It's definitely a sign... of what.. well I don't know.

THINK sharpie THINK!

What could this all mean!?:1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 06-16-2009 07:26 AM

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images...s-dream-on.gif
Ya shoulda gone back to sleep
as you were told



Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15964866)
http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images...s-dream-on.gif
Ya shoulda gone back to sleep
as you were told



Haha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Yes mikey, i did. Always do as the girlfriend tells you right :thumbsup:winkwink:

Domain Diva 06-16-2009 07:29 AM

Just one flaw in your dream......if im correct the usa use fahrenheit...so before you resume your dream check out this chart....and when eric said keep the pool at 26 degrees celcius.....he should be saying 79 F ....gotta keep it real ! :winkwink::thumbsup


http://www.metric-conversions.org/te...fahrenheit.htm

HookUPcom 06-16-2009 07:49 AM

congrats... may you continue where you left off, tonight.

.

georgeyw 06-16-2009 08:04 AM

So what you are saying is 'how to suck up to the mods is to make up a whole bunch fucking bullshit and post it' :disgust

OG LennyT 06-16-2009 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 15965024)
So what you are saying is 'how to suck up to the mods is to make up a whole bunch fucking bullshit and post it' :disgust

LMFAO :1orglaugh

and Mikey has to get one of his ridiculous cartoon gifs in this thread too :helpme

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 15965024)
So what you are saying is 'how to suck up to the mods is to make up a whole bunch fucking bullshit and post it' :disgust

No not really, but you posted in it.:thumbsup
I'll reveal more later just for you.

mikeyddddd 06-16-2009 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 15965047)
LMFAO :1orglaugh

and Mikey has to get one of his ridiculous cartoon gifs in this thread too :helpme


Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 09:21 AM

Mikey do you do custom ones ;)?

V_RocKs 06-16-2009 10:16 AM

I farted...

Agent 488 06-16-2009 10:20 AM

jesus man who cares.

polish_aristocrat 06-16-2009 10:23 AM

tomorrow's dream - Playboy buys OneClickTube.com from mrfrisky for $10 Million :winkwink:

RyuLion 06-16-2009 10:24 AM

Why is this thread funny?
lol..

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15965446)
jesus man who cares.

Seems you do, why post in here if you dont?

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15965462)
tomorrow's dream - Playboy buys OneClickTube.com from mrfrisky for $10 Million :winkwink:

Haha that would be even more miserable when waking up lol. But what i good idea, lets page eric :):thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15965465)
Why is this thread funny?
lol..

Because it really happend, and you can imagine my girlfriend telling me to fuckoff with such a damn dream lol.

fuzebox 06-16-2009 10:59 AM

I hate when a great dream is interrupted.

AK 06-16-2009 11:49 AM

is it me or the girl on the right has looooooooong legs

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15965563)
I hate when a great dream is interrupted.

Indeed, me too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 15965755)
is it me or the girl on the right has looooooooong legs

Now that you mention it, they BOTH seem to have long legs. Nice.

Deesnuts 06-16-2009 01:02 PM

some long legs

pixovore 06-16-2009 01:06 PM

Hehe, the playboy experience... so free, so priceless!
Congrats!

Ace_luffy 06-16-2009 01:35 PM

any pix with you with those girls... im lack of imaginations

CurrentlySober 06-16-2009 01:45 PM

My dream was less interesting last night...

I dreamt I was in France, trying to 'Smuggle' 3 trumpets back to the UK. I was in a really old car, and they were on the back seat under a blanket. They werent new, or even valuable... I have no idea why I even had to hide them lol

Dont know if I did it or not, cause I woke up too soon !

mOrrI 06-16-2009 02:36 PM

Good for U!

Loch 06-16-2009 02:39 PM

LOL, must be good fun to dream in HBO quality hehe

Agent 488 06-16-2009 02:44 PM

because you are the barefootsies of tubes and your spam is annoying and anyone who sticks up for is irrelevalent also. it's funny.


Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 15965486)
Seems you do, why post in here if you dont?



Haha that would be even more miserable when waking up lol. But what i good idea, lets page eric :):thumbsup



Because it really happend, and you can imagine my girlfriend telling me to fuckoff with such a damn dream lol.


B O B 06-16-2009 05:25 PM

hahah
nice dreams

Domain Diva 06-16-2009 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15966184)
My dream was less interesting last night...

I dreamt I was in France, trying to 'Smuggle' 3 trumpets back to the UK. I was in a really old car, and they were on the back seat under a blanket. They werent new, or even valuable... I have no idea why I even had to hide them lol

Dont know if I did it or not, cause I woke up too soon !

Some of you guys must have great dealers !:1orglaugh :winkwink:

Jack Sparrow 06-16-2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15966411)
because you are the barefootsies of tubes and your spam is annoying and anyone who sticks up for is irrelevalent also. it's funny.

And you sir are? Cute how its always the nonsignature people who are the haters.:1orglaugh

tranza 06-16-2009 10:39 PM

Oh my... "How I wish"

papill0n 06-16-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 15967457)
Oh my... "How I wish"

this has to be outsourced

how many guys say 'oh my' :1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 06-17-2009 12:07 AM

crazy ass dream

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-17-2009 12:22 AM

Starting to understand why Stinky is your sig whore...

You guys are both good at - well, you know! :winkwink:

ADG

Startzone 06-17-2009 01:47 AM

Still in your dreams, or getting back to real life ;-)

Jack Sparrow 06-17-2009 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15967611)
Starting to understand why Stinky is your sig whore...

You guys are both good at - well, you know! :winkwink:

ADG

Well thanks... so... much.. hmzzz..:(:disgust

I have more people flying the oneclicktube sig btw, dont judge me now :winkwink:

seeandsee 06-17-2009 05:52 AM

you did it

raven1083 06-17-2009 07:17 AM

I love those bodies! Very yummy

Jack Sparrow 06-17-2009 07:56 AM

And the real dream ones looked even better!


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