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WWC 06-05-2009 02:07 AM

A wise man once said....
 
I am a big quote guy, one of my favorites has been " If you fail to plan, you plan to fail "....,makes you think :-)

But this landed in my favorites book also....

A wise man once said " Knowing oneself and knowing the enemy, in every battle certain victory. Knowing oneself, not knowing the enemy, one victory for one loss, but not knowing oneself and not knowing the enemy, in every battle certain defeat.


Riddles are also awesome......those that will make you think for weeks until you figure it out :1orglaugh


Send it!

EscortBiz 06-05-2009 02:09 AM

too long for a wise man to have said that, wise people say allot in few words

lol but seriously good stuff

mynameisjim 06-05-2009 02:19 AM

"Dat asshole fer shitt'n, not fuck'n..."

--Said by my dad before I went to jail.

voa 06-05-2009 02:28 AM

Some where wise words we read here.Thanks for sharing this with us

onwebcam 06-05-2009 02:33 AM

Nice quote. Give the guy some credit. Sun Tzu

"Knowing when one can and cannot do battle is victory. Knowing the use of the many and the few is victory. Superior and inferior desiring the same is victory. Being prepared and awaiting the unprepared is victory. The general being capable and ruler not interfering is victory."


"Now battle for victory, attack and attain it. But if one does not follow up on the achievement, it is inauspicious.
One's fate is "wealth flowing away."
Thus it is said -
The enlightened ruler contemplates it. The good general follows up on it.
If it is not advantageous, do not act. If it is not attainable, do not employ troops. If it is not in danger, do not do battle. The ruler cannot raise an army on account of wrath. The general cannot do battle on account of rancor. If it accords with advantage, then employ troops. If it does not, then stop. Wrath can return to joy. Rancor can return to delight. An extinguished state cannot return to existence. The dead cannot return to life. Thus the enlightened sovereign is careful about this. The good general is cautious about this. These are a Tao of securing the state and keeping the army whole."

budz 06-05-2009 02:55 AM

environment influences direction
&
negativity suppresses creativity

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-05-2009 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi (Post 15926984)
I am a big quote guy, one of my favorites has been " If you fail to plan, you plan to fail "....,makes you think :-)

I like "shoot first, ask questions later" better.

budz 06-05-2009 03:02 AM

btw, i heard those in some rap video :)

WWC 06-05-2009 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15926986)
too long for a wise man to have said that, wise people say allot in few words

lol but seriously good stuff

Yes true.... so then those guys were wiser than wise with those long words? lol :winkwink:

the Shemp 06-05-2009 04:04 AM

"measure twice...cut once"

420 06-05-2009 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 15927243)
"measure twice...cut once"

Wasn't that woman? Lorena I think was her name.

bronco67 06-05-2009 06:27 AM

Sounds like a bunch of double-talk to me.

John-ACWM 06-05-2009 11:08 AM

I like this one:'I won't kill you.I'm gonna make you suicide'

WarChild 06-05-2009 11:10 AM

You had to think for weeks to puzzle those out?

WarChild 06-05-2009 11:11 AM

Quote:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- Tyler Durden

marketsmart 06-05-2009 11:17 AM

i wiseman once told me "dont throw fucking chairs off balconies unless the room is registered in a fictitious name"

JamesK 06-05-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15928460)
You had to think for weeks to puzzle those out?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yen_HerbalRevenue 06-05-2009 11:29 AM

I really like

"Hold fast to dreams for when they go life is a barren field frozen in show."-Robert Frost

who 06-05-2009 11:36 AM

Wise man once said: "Man who walk through door sideways, man going to Bangkok."

pornguy 06-05-2009 11:42 AM

" Only the Dead have seen the End of War! " Plato

notime 06-05-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15928553)
" Only the Dead have seen the End of War! " Plato

Same Plato quote you posted in the famous quote thread fucking-around-and-business-discussion/875391-tomas-jefferson-quotes-knowledge.html on post#13 :winkwink:

notime 06-05-2009 11:51 AM

Albert Einstein also had some nice ones:

"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."

"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"

"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."

seeandsee 06-05-2009 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi (Post 15926984)
I am a big quote guy, one of my favorites has been " If you fail to plan, you plan to fail "....,makes you think :-)

But this landed in my favorites book also....

A wise man once said " Knowing oneself and knowing the enemy, in every battle certain victory. Knowing oneself, not knowing the enemy, one victory for one loss, but not knowing oneself and not knowing the enemy, in every battle certain defeat.


Riddles are also awesome......those that will make you think for weeks until you figure it out :1orglaugh


Send it!

nice stuff :thumbsup

pornguy 06-05-2009 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 15928568)
Same Plato quote you posted in the famous quote thread fucking-around-and-business-discussion/875391-tomas-jefferson-quotes-knowledge.html on post#13 :winkwink:

Ever seen the results of war up close?? Makes something like that stand out in your mind.

notime 06-05-2009 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15928596)
Ever seen the results of war up close?? Makes something like that stand out in your mind.

I've been fortunate to not have seen it up close. I do hope it keeps that way also.

pornguy 06-05-2009 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 15928618)
I've been fortunate to not have seen it up close. I do hope it keeps that way also.

There is no way to describe, because it's not just what you see, but hear, smell and taste and know that you had something to do with the destruction of that human. Its a big package that really REALLY sucks.

And for all our sakes, I hope that it stays that way as well, but it seems like so many people in this world are intent on burning it.

notime 06-05-2009 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15928631)
There is no way to describe, because it's not just what you see, but hear, smell and taste and know that you had something to do with the destruction of that human. Its a big package that really REALLY sucks.

And for all our sakes, I hope that it stays that way as well, but it seems like so many people in this world are intent on burning it.

After watching Hamburger Hill & Full Metal Jacket many years ago, the whole idea of war changed in my mind. I buried 2 of my best friends 7 years ago that died in a car crash where the car burned down. So I know how that smells days later when you lower the coffin into the ground. Not really the same but still stuff like that could haunt you for decades.

Kenny B! 06-05-2009 12:19 PM

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will see peace - Jimi Hendrix!

In the beginning man created god. - some thinker

pornguy 06-05-2009 12:31 PM

Yep. Hence the reason that quote always comes to mind.

I have been lucky not to bury any of my friends, we were always far enough away but we had to check and make sure and thats where it got nasty.

mikeyddddd 06-05-2009 12:48 PM

"if you can't be good,
be sanitary."
my grandpa

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images/mikey-is-clean.gif


JC Maldini 06-05-2009 12:51 PM

The famous words of Buckaroo Banzai....

"No matter where you go...there you are"


u-Bob 06-05-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15928484)
i wiseman once told me "dont throw fucking chairs off balconies unless the room is registered in a fictitious name"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 06-05-2009 12:55 PM

"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding."
-- Louis Brandeis, in Olmstead v. United States (1928)

420 06-05-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15928772)
"if you can't be good,
be sanitary."
my grandpa

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images/mikey-is-clean.gif


"I'm just cleaning it."
-stick mikey

u-Bob 06-05-2009 12:57 PM

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell

notime 06-05-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 15928831)
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell

:2 cents:
Great find U-bob

WWC 06-05-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15928460)
You had to think for weeks to puzzle those out?

Not these, there are those ( others ) that can make you think for a long time....i will post as soon as i find in my archives ;-)

Vitasoy 06-05-2009 06:10 PM

haha... some good ones :)

shwsrvcs 06-05-2009 07:40 PM

From a favorite movie of mine... Mystery Men has this to offer...

The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
The Sphinx: You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: [looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet] I don't remember telling you to do that.

The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.

DG

WWC 06-06-2009 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15928484)
i wiseman once told me "dont throw fucking chairs off balconies unless the room is registered in a fictitious name"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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