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  • phasic
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 2104
    #1

    Fucked myself over...

    My new jealous girl is in the bed with me, its about 10am.. We had a party last night, my friends stayed the night and went home around 9am, while leaving the front door unlocked.. 10am, my ex walks in my bedroom and says HI with a big smile on her face..

    Wish I had enough skills to turn that one into a 3some.. But they are both bitches..
    Brief revisit. (mic drop)
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    • Yen_HerbalRevenue
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2009
      • 816
      #2
      LOL so what was the end result?


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        • Si
          Such Fun!
          • Feb 2008
          • 13900
          #3
          Oh Dear

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            • bluemoney
              Confirmed User
              • May 2007
              • 802
              #4
              Sounds like fun!
              DIRTY HARD CASH
              Lets Make Some Fucking Money

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                • UFGators2007
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 1739
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue
                  LOL so what was the end result?
                  Yeah...and? What happened?
                  "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443
                      #6
                      Your ex walks into your house instead of knocking? Holy shit we're two very different people, lol.
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                        • phasic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 2104
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue
                          LOL so what was the end result?
                          The ex stayed in the living room, so I walked out there and kicked her outside, went back to the new girl in my room and kept hearing a horn outside, so I had to go outside and get her to leave my house as she threw the phone, I bought for her, at me.. i put it on the hood of her car and walked back inside my house.. the new girl is still in my bed but slowing putting her clothes back on, and i said what the fuck are u waiting for get the hell outta here, yall damn crazy bitches.. so shortly after she left.. the ex txt me and said im still in town, i said well come over as long as we dont discuss this morning, haha 10 minutes later im fucking her in my bed.. got a big ass wet spot in my bed.. now the new girl is txting me asking me if we are still talking
                          Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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                            • lazycash
                              Troll Patrol
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 15214
                              #8
                              Originally posted by phasic
                              The ex stayed in the living room, so I walked out there and kicked her outside, went back to the new girl in my room and kept hearing a horn outside, so I had to go outside and get her to leave my house as she threw the phone, I bought for her, at me.. i put it on the hood of her car and walked back inside my house.. the new girl is still in my bed but slowing putting her clothes back on, and i said what the fuck are u waiting for get the hell outta here, yall damn crazy bitches.. so shortly after she left.. the ex txt me and said im still in town, i said well come over as long as we dont discuss this morning, haha 10 minutes later im fucking her in my bed.. got a big ass wet spot in my bed.. now the new girl is txting me asking me if we are still talking
                              So what did the new girl do to piss you off and kick her out?
                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                              Its crazy..."

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                                • phasic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 2104
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                  So what did the new girl do to piss you off and kick her out?
                                  haha nothing really..
                                  Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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                                    • maxjohan
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 7219
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by phasic
                                      haha nothing really..
                                      You didn't get to sleep with her and only your ex?

                                      I prefer metaman and his 11 inches cock stories. LOL
                                      I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                        • AnimeFevers
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                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 3566
                                          #11
                                          Why was the bed wet?? Did you pee the bed
                                          tg - @LJFreeza
                                          email - animefevers(AT)hotmail(DOT)co(DOT)uk

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                                            • CunningStunt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 5594
                                              #12
                                              Pics or it didn't happen.

                                              Women are crazy.

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                                                • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 816
                                                  #13
                                                  LOL yes women are crazy...

                                                  But he shouldn't have kicked out the new girlfriend she didn't do anything wrong... He picked the crazy bitch.

                                                  Girls like dicks and boy's like crazy bitches...


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                                                    • Darkcrni
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 1704
                                                      #14
                                                      LOL you just make my day!

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                                                        • eroticsexxx
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 3133
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by phasic
                                                          Wish I had enough skills to turn that one into a 3some.. But they are both bitches..
                                                          You were supposed to whip out your cock and say...

                                                          "Well...Since both of you are here...let's see who can do this better, shall we?"

                                                          For certain women, nothing gets them going more than the scent of another pussy on their man's cock. Competition brings out the best in a woman.

                                                          Tried, tested and true.

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