Does this ever happen to you?
 

ICQ conversation....I am Vanessa (quite obviously)

hamen ‎(4:21 PM):
i asked myself if u have a pass for asstitans
Vanessa ‎(4:21 PM):
I work for them
of course I fucking do
why would I give you one?
in this world, you gotta pay for shit man
Vanessa ‎(4:22 PM):
no offense
hamen ‎(4:22 PM):
(laughing face)
Vanessa ‎(4:22 PM):
but it's not a charity operation

Do you ever get random Skype/ICQ messages asking you for access? I mean, not review sites or hopeful affiliates or what have you. These gloriously random people that come out of nowhere and hope for free shit? Psshh.....

that was me asking u :-( why diss me :-(

I asked myself if you were Vanessa or hymen. Either way, can I have free shit? I hope so.

how in g-ds name was I supposed to know it was you?

I asked you if you were an affiliate in the beginning....you should have answered you were a fellow GFYer looking for free high quality porn and I would have sent you away with a tisk tisk.

I get weird Skype and ICQ messages all the time asking me all sorts of randomness so hey...how was I supposed to know?

Its not juicy... he lost his hymen long ago during a vigorous workout.

:(:(:(:( why diss :(:(:(:(:(

i got dissed

LOL was it really you JUICY?