How can you even pay attention to George Bush..
 

When theres such better shit on the news?

Scientist burns penis with hot laptop
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/o...eut/index.html

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.


or what about this one?


Kidnapped lawn gnomes return home
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/1....ap/index.html

Police said the teens stole almost 60 lawn ornaments in the past six months from homes in Bartlett and neighboring Streamwood. The value of the creatures, which ranged in height from less than a foot (30 centimeters) to 4 feet (1.2 meters), was estimated at up to $150 each.

"We even had five of the seven dwarfs at one time," said Debbie Speciale, police records supervisor. "Apparently two escaped capture."


No quote from this one.. but still a good article for you political folk :1orglaugh

Even Saddam Hussein gets spam
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/17/o....ap/index.html

:thumbsup

Screw you guys.. those are great articles

They are, but they're also old

:winkwink:

hahaha. that's some funny shit dude.

i ought to be careful with my laptop from now on too.