How do you clean your navel?
 

Everytime I do it I wind up with a big bloody gaping wound in the center of my stomach.

What's the best way to clean it? It's so difficult. Mines an 'innie' and I wish for this purpose only that it was an 'outtie'.

All kinds of little pieces of crud and disease get lodged in there. I'm so scared:(

How do I clean it?

WTF?!?

Dood if you bleed when you clean yourself you are taking it way to seriously.

ewww... but why don't you just use a q-tip?

I use Icy Hot.

Will that work? Are you sure I don't need a sharper instrument?

I just use my finger ... never known to bleed though!

q-tip! maybe a little water... don't push too hard.

I allways get blue fluff in mine whats that all about? it dosnt matter what colour t shirt i wear its still bloody blue!!!

Ok I'll try that :)

Common side effect of having blue balls....

Well it is cold in england

Something we suffer only when my our good arm is in a caste hehe

There is only one guy that knows the ins and outs of navel cleaning. you best seek him out....

Teengodfather.


The guy knows his navel. Keeps food stored there for later even.
He da man.

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Thats what ya need man

I use a q-tip and a little bit of baby oil , so I'm all nice and soft :)

Go to Amsterdam, head into the red light district and pay someone to lick it clean.

just use the cap from a pen like a bic or something. I use that to scrap that shit out of there

great, maybe you can drive over and do mine after you're all done!

Sandpaper works wonders!

Soap and water once a day. Inbetween I just the pinky finger of my left hand whenever I feel "linty".

My wife licks my belly button clean on her way down ..
No work for me

YA BABY

:Graucho

you clean it? sounds like a lot of work. most of the stuff in there is flammable, just take your crack pipe, when it is nice and hot, and stick it on the lint, and whoosh, should take care of your problem.

A beneficial side effect is that the resultant scabbing will eventually make your innie an outie