My girlfriend said tonight is my night, anything goes...
 

she will do whatever i tell her to.

any suggestions... shes going to regret this i believe.

1. deepthroat
2. anal
3. she has to bring her hottest friends (and repeat step 1 & 2)

make her give you a blumpkin?

eat some fiery hot chili a day before it so its nice and stinky.

A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.

go to a bar and reenact the scene in The Accused with Jodie Foster on the pinball machine and a bunch of smelly drunks.

Then when she's crying her eyes out about it, stab her in the throat

Love,
Satan

fuck her in the ass and make her eat her own shit

Make her clean the house.

Now that is sexy.

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Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy :thumbsup

Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night. :)

So damn smart :thumbsup

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You've got a golden opportunity here. She's willing to try something new so you HAVE to make it fun for her too. I mean, sure it would be fun to fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on her curtains but don't do it, especially if you want to have lots more kinky sex with her in the future. If you've been thinking about dumping her anyway then do whatever you want.

got any 24 hour golf courses near you?

go get in a fast 9 holes and be really happy.

your right about the bedroom stuff.. althrough thats the first thing any man will think about (I wont let the night end without getting some thats for sure).. she already cleans and cook for me alot.. thou I clean alot as well since im home all day.

this will be a hard one...

God damnit. This is just fucking fantastic.

my first thoughts were actually.. tonight shes going skydiving.. bungyjumping..

Fuck yeah! :)

Make her do your job for the day and you bail to hang with your friends

lol thats not to hard.

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no phone.
dinner.
start drinking.
3dmovie.
----play oldtime memories---
club dancing, rent hotelroom.. get kinky.


best I can come up with so far.

Fist a donkey while she video tapes it and plays the harmonica!

That is a great idea! I second that! :thumbsup

no phone.
---blowjob before we leave house.---
dinner.
start drinking.
---sex in car---
3dmovie.
---make her orgasm in theater and be quiet about it---
----play oldtime memories---
club dancing, rent hotelroom.. get kinky.

going to have to change --- sex in car --- to sex in cab.. since we already we will have been drinking already

btw she told me to make a list.. so this thread is my list.

sounds like a good night

Just remember this... one day it's going to be HER night, and anything goes!

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lmfao,, very good point.. I better watch myself.

whatever you choose film it and post it here

Ill try to take many pictures.

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Send her to the supermarket to get you a 12 pack and a dvd then tell her to go out with her friends and leave you alone for the night :)

gezz.. this I can get any night.

Does she cook?

A good old three way.
hell I have no plans tonight :)

So I would want to know, why are you still on the board, get ready she will do any thing :Graucho:wetkiss:love2suck:Graucho

This is fantastic.... have a good day!:thumbsup

IF your girlfriend indeed said anything goes ... u might wanna take some advice from this guy:

Pancakes!

OMG this guy it too funny!

I wanna go to candy land for sure!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

C could backfire on you.

You could find yourself on the couch, alone, while they go at it all night long.

Some sick puppies in this thread. haha

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To be expected from an adult webmaster board...lol...

Best answer so far!

goddamn right.. smart man

The las few secs are pretty funny... never seen a porn scene where the guy who is just about to cum... strikes off two roman candles looks at the chick in the eyes and says "I am celebrating u!" .... shit .. thats epic! :upsidedow

she was at work.. just showing her my list now :)

Have her painted as a clown and run naked through the streets, that should be amusing.

Does she have any hot friends?