Learn Quebec's french in a few minutes
 

Well there you go. - Ben coudon.
I don't believe it. - Ben wéyon donc.
What's new. - Pis.
Check that out. - Gar.
Look at her. - Gar la.
Look at him. - Gar lé.
What? - Kossé.
What? - Hein.
Do you believe me. - Tume crétu.
Do you think I care. - Quesse tuveux ksam fasse.
Only - Yinque.
With that. - Aickssa.
Really wet. - Trempalavet.
Me and You. - Moé Toé.
I'm gonna yell at him. - J'ma y parler dans'l'casse.
I'm gonna beat him up. - J'ma yarranger l'cadran.
I'm gonna beat him up. - Ma y crisser'n'volé.
You're kidding me. - Vatendon.
It stinks. - Sassen l'chorogne.
I was scared. - Jéu à chienne.
Get out of there. - Aute toé d'la.
What are you doing. - Kesse tufai.
I 'm spaced out. - Chudanlune.
Right there. - Drette la.
Don't go out of your way. - Bawd tazempa.
Let's say. -Meton.
Can you believe it? -Tatu d'javusa.
Move your ass. - Anweille.
It looks that way. - Sadlairasah.
I tell you. - Chtedi.
I am so confused. - Chtout fourré.
I am so tired. - J'coigne des clous.
Look at that guy. - Chek moilédon.
Get lost. - Décrisse.
A fat whore. - Grosse torche.
A lot of trouble. - Un siau'd'marde.
It's because. - Stacose.
Anyways. - Antéka.
That's enough. - Stacé.
See you later. - Woére talleur.
Relax. - Cammtoué.
Damn. - Viarge.
She's crying. - A braille.
Make me believe. - Fairacraire.

LOL... pretty damn funny ostie...

LOL, you got that from that Italian kid's site? That dude from St. Leo? Cant remember URL.


Later
Ray

the only word you need to know when visiting QB -> poutine

Quiet, you actually need to know 2 things in french.
Specially when visting Montreal.

1- poutine
2- Chez Paree

;)